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Good Morning, News: Portland's 1967 Race Riot, Inmate Healthcare Costs, and More Potential Mosquitos

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by Doug Brown

Good morning, Portland. No time for small talk, let's get into these links.

Portland police chase a Black protester during the 1967 Irving Park riot.
Portland police chase a Black protester during the 1967 Irving Park riot.OREGON HISTORICAL SOCIETY NO. BB005805

First up is this week's feature, out in print as of yesterday, about the 1967 race riots in Portland. Santi Elijah Holley is a good writer:

Tensions had been building for weeks.

Portland Police, emboldened by the newly established Intelligence Division, had become a regular presence in North/Northeast’s Albina neighborhood, monitoring civil rights activity and “agitators.” Police relations with Portland’s African American community had never been positive, but in the summer of 1967, two years after the devastating Watts Riots, distrust between the police and the Black community ratcheted to new heights. In the opinion of many local residents, in particular young Blacks, Albina had come to resemble a police state.

“Where else but in Albina do cops hang around the streets and parks all day like plantation overseers?” commented one young man to an Oregonian reporter. “Just their presence antagonizes us. We feel like we’re being watched all the time.”

Also out in print yesterday, our story on the interconnectedness of the criminal justice and healthcare systems: "And in Multnomah County, taxpayers are now on the hook for nearly $1 million more than budgeted this year to pay for jail inmates’ trips to the hospital for care beyond what the in-house staff can provide."

Multnomah County released its tally of the homeless population this week: "Yes, the homeless population is larger. After tens of millions of public dollars spent, data analyses pointing toward how to spend it, and record numbers of homeless residents being placed into housing, the latest point-in-time count suggests the city’s homeless population has grown by about 10 percent in the last two years—from 3,801 in 2015 to 4,177 as of February 22."

"Newly released documents make clear just how uncomfortable FBI and U.S. Justice Department officials were in 2015 when Oregon Attorney General Ellen Rosenblum tried to participate in a joint investigation of former Gov. John Kitzhaber,"the Oregonian reported yesterday evening. "Correspondence between leaders at the agencies, obtained by The Oregonian/OregonLive Wednesday in response to a records request originally submitted in 2015, shows federal officials worried about Rosenblum's conflicts of interest, given her duty to represent Kitzhaber's office and other state officials under investigation."

Four people are accused of murdering a Gresham man to rob him of his weed.

"The Multnomah County District Attorney's Office has taken the unusual step of deciding to no longer bring criminal cases before Circuit Judge Judith Matarazzo after determining she isn't 'fair and impartial,'"the Oregonian reported. "The office asked the court’s presiding judge to reassign a felony sex abuse case that was headed for trial this week in Matarazzo’s courtroom to another judge."

A Black-owned barbershop on Killingsworth, Studio Six Nine Hair Design, is closing and its owner blames gentrification, the Portland Tribune reports.

There may be more mosquitos here this year, KATU says: "Ahead of what are supposed to be perfect breeding conditions for mosquitoes, Multnomah County Vector Control specialists have been going troubled areas, trapping mosquito larvae, and treating them before they begin to develop. This year's late spring storms helped with the flood water mosquito population."

Some more Portland businesses were broken into last night. The cops arrested two people.

Per the AP: "Some folks in Oregon might not want to ask, when served an elk burger or a venison steak, where the meat came from. Under a roadkill bill passed overwhelmingly by the Legislature and signed by the governor, motorists who crash into the animals can now harvest the meat to eat."

It's going to be hot as hell this weekend, and the Timbers moved the game against the Seattle Sounders to the evening to deal with it.

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Things to Do This Weekend: June 23-25

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by Mercury Staff

Summer is sure as hell in full swing now, just in case you were wondering. If you had time to wonder. Which you don't. All that time needs to be allotted towards these summery pursuits of pure pleasure, chief among them being the World Naked Bike Ride, and then the partying up at Femme Top, and the getting down at Nuggets Night, getting tipsy at the Portland International Beerfest, learning just what's Good in the Hood, havin' yourself a good ol' fashioned Hoot, taking in some impossible nautical achievements, and so, so much more. Hit the links below and load your plate accordingly.


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Friday, Jun 23

Femme Top
As part of Portland Black Pride weekend, Femme Top is a party and safe space for Black femmes and their allies to celebrate the contributions of Black LGBTQ people, and get sweaty dancing about it. The show will see beloved host Chanticleer Tru (AKA Chanti Darling), sickening headliner and Portland femme rapper Maarquii, and a handful of WOC DJs. Proceeds will benefit Sankofa Collective Northwest, an organization that promotes the health and well-being of specifically Black queer people. JENNI MOORE
9 pm, Paris Theater, $12-15

2017 Risk/Reward Festival
At summertime performance fest Risk/Reward, emerging and established performers test out new material on…you! It’s a treat if you care about Portland’s art and theater communities. Many performance festivals are spendy and stuffy. With work from Linda Austin Dance and beloved drag queen Pepper Pepper, and pay-what-you can ticketing for all performances, this one is neither. MEGAN BURBANK
7:30 pm, Artists Repertory Theatre, $20

Nuggets Night 2017
Transplants from the Mile High City might be disappointed to learn that the Star Theater’s Nuggets Night is not dedicated to the Denver Nuggets. The two-night event brings together a dizzying number of Portland bands in celebration of obscure, majestic garage and psych gems from the heavy-lidded ’60s, and all for a great cause. Benefitting the Jeremy Wilson Foundation (headed by the former Dharma Bums vocalist to support musicians with healthcare costs), the mini-festival’s first night features a host of paisley-costumed bards bringing the jangle and groove. Its headliners include legendary Hollywood crew the Pandoras, along with Chicago garage OGs the Shadows of Night, who scored a Top 10 hit with their version of Them’s “Gloria” in 1965. The second night is just as stacked, with Portland’s the Pynnacles and the High Violets taking aim before headliners the Woggles bring it all back home.
7 pm, Star Theater, $25-75

John Prine
Tonight the legendary singer/songwriter John Prine arrives in Portland to serenade our city’s zoo animals (and probably some people, too). Prine is beloved for making simple, but magnificent folk songs, which revolve around his acoustic guitar and inimitable drawl. Though his early work gets a lot of attention—particularly songs like “Sam Stone” and “Angel from Montgomery” from his 1971 self-titled debut—2005’s Fair & Square is perhaps Prine’s best record. He recorded the Grammy-winning album after undergoing throat surgery for squamous cell cancer, which deepened his voice into a low, gravelly rumble. Last year Prine released For Better, or Worse, an outstanding collection of duets with country stars like Iris DeMent and Kacey Musgraves. This all-ages, outdoor concert is completely sold out, so if you’ve got tickets, expect the Oregon Zoo to be packed. CIARA DOLAN
7 pm, Oregon Zoo, $44.50-104.50, all ages

Ziggy Marley
Edgefield presents a Summer night with the 5-time Grammy Award-winning reggae artist and eldest son of Bob Marley, known for fronting his band the Melody Makers and recording the theme song for the children's cartoon series Arthur.
6:30 pm, Edgefield, $43, all ages

Adam Conover
The past Bridgetown Comedy Festival performer and host of the hit TruTV show Adam Ruins Everything, which aims to reveal the shocking hidden facts that lurk behind everyday goods and services, returns to Portland for a weekend of stand-up at Helium.
7:30 pm, 10 pm, Helium Comedy Club, $22

XRAY Records Showcase: Blesst Chest, Deathlist, WL, Secret Drum Band
Local record label and radio station XRay bring a slew of Portland's best acts north for a stacked label showcase at the Fixin' To.
9 pm, The Fixin' To, $7

Metalachi, Latter Day Skanks, Robots of the Ancient World
Need more cowbell? The "world's first and only" heavy-metal mariachi band Metalachi has your cowbell, your guitarrón, and your vihuela. The Mexican band got its start when "what began as an innocent night of snorting horse tranquilizers in a hotel room with seven members of the village jai alai team went on to produce the greatest metal band ever to live." SHELBY KING
9 pm, Dante's, $15

Portland International Beerfest 2017
Three days of swimming in over 200 rare and exotic beers and ciders, games (you can't drink this much beer and not play some darts, right?) pub grub from a wide variety of vendors, the Grande Beer Garden where full pints can be purchased for $3, something called a Bicycle Pie Joust (!) on Saturday at 3pm, free re-entry all weekend, and much more.
4 pm, North Park Blocks, $25-35

David Sedaris
David Sedaris returns to Portland with his inexhaustible supply of hilarious stories about subjects ranging from his crazy family to life abroad. This time he'll be discussing his latest book, Theft by Finding, a collection of the original diary entries that helped inform some of his best works.
6 pm, Powell's Books at Cedar Hills Crossing, free

Oleada, Yankee Gaucho
The Portland-based chicha band play a Peruvian-rooted blend of cumbia with elements of post-rock, dub reggae, jazz, and psychedelic rock thrown in for good measure.
9 pm, Mississippi Pizza Pub & Atlantis Lounge, $5

Tango Alpha Tango, Holiday Friends, The Lower 48
Tango Alpha Tango frontman Nathan Trueb's knack for capturing the grit of dirty desert blues is infectious and fun, full of clichéd rock 'n' roll lyrics about getting high and lusting after women, and comes teeming with an arsenal of back-porch riffs and driving rhythms. RYAN J. PRADO
9 pm, Mississippi Studios, $10-12

BAD! Michael Jackson & All Things Jackson
An all-night dance party dedicated to the King of Pop and all his super-talented siblings, including hits, b-sides, remixes and deep cuts from Michael, Janet, the Jacksons, the Jackson 5—if someone from Gary, Indiana with the last name of Jackson ever made something funky, you're probably gonna hear it.
9 pm, The Liquor Store, $3

Batman: The Movie
"I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West."
7:30 pm, Hollywood Theatre, $7-9

Saturday, Jun 24

Good in the Hood Multicultural Music, Arts & Food Festival
The annual Good in the Hood festival is one of the most diverse and fun music, arts, and food events in Portland—full stop! And while an ignorant threat has been made against the festival, the organizers realize that fear will never conquer love, and there is strength in numbers. So walk the walk and support this critically important three-day event that offers tons of hip-hop, gospel, and funk as well as delicious food, a parade, kid activities, and enough positive vibes to fill a weary planet. WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY
11 am, Lillis-Albina Park, free, all ages

Dolly Parton Hoot Night: Mama Coal, Gerle Haggard, Hey Loretta!, Jenny Sizzler, Kara Harris, Marilee Hord, Nikole Potulksy, The Cabin Project, Weezy Ford, Katie Rose & Matty Charles, Lenore
Dolly Parton is humanity’s crown jewel. Her voice is made from honey and bourbon. Her hair deserves statehood, ’cause it’s bigger than Texas. She is simply the best. A dozen Portland singers will gather Saturday at twilight for this year’s worshipping ritual—I mean, the 12th annual Dolly Parton Hoot Night. CIARA DOLAN
8 pm, Alberta Rose Theatre, $15

Michael Che
An evening of stand-up from the Saturday Night Live star known for co-hosting Weekend Update and from his acclaimed 2016 Netflix special, Michael Che Matters.
7 pm, Revolution Hall, $25

RomperCon
A new era is rising in the realm of pub crawl. BEHOLD: The RomperCon, a stylish parade that starts at Splash and romps its summery way through Downtown's finest drinking establishments.
5 pm, Splash, $20

World Naked Bike Ride
You get one shot every year to participate in the juggernaut that is the World Naked Bike Ride. If you’ve never done it, 2017’s the year. You’ll be fine if you follow four simple rules. (1) Don’t be creepy: This is about body positivity, and bicycle awareness, and saving the Earth. Creeps will be bounced. (2) Get only as bare as you’re comfortable with, but definitely strip down somewhat. See rule number 1—fully clothed riders are suspect. (3) Get ready for high fives. This route turns out hoards of spectators (many with cameras) every year. You can seek anonymity in the middle of the pack, but it’s more fun to extend your hand and let the propers roll in. (4) Have your clothes handy after it’s over. A naked solo ride home can get mighty lonely. DIRK VANDERHART
8 pm, Fernhill Park, free

The R&B Rewind Fest
The R&B Rewind Fest presents the The Dru Hill 20th Anniversary celebration, with performances from Sisqo, Nokio, Jazz & Tao, as well as special appearances by R&B legends Howard Hewett of Shalamar and Ms. Chante Moore.
9 pm, Crystal Ballroom, $25-40

Uhh Yeah Dude
A live episode of the long-running, much beloved comedy podcast starring Seth Romatelli and Jonathan Larroquette.
8 pm, Aladdin Theater, $25-27

Donnie Emerson, Kyle Craft, House of Angels
Secret Society presents the Portland debut of Donnie Emerson, the producer and singer/songwriter known for the underground pop and rock hits "Baby", "Don't Fight", "Give Me The Chance", and "My Heart," all taken from 1979's Dreamin' Wild, an album Donnie recorded as a teenager along with his brother Joe Emerson, which was recently reissued by Light in the Attic Records.
9 pm, The Secret Society, $10-13

Heroes and Villains/Walker Stalker Fan Fest
A new pop-culture extravaganza enters the game. After the Rose City Comic Con and Wizard World now comes the Heroes & Villains Fan Fest, which is bringing a completely separate convention with it at the same time, Walker Stalker. The former includes some of your favorite stars from superhero film and television, including Brandon Routh (Superman Returns), Stephen Amell (Arrow), Michael Rooker (Yondu from Guardians of the Galaxy), John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness, Torchwood), and more. The latter is all about The Walking Dead, with guests including... well, basically everyone you've ever liked who's ever been eaten or beaten to death.
10 am, Oregon Convention Center, $45-90

Wonderland: A Sketch Comedy Show
FINAL NIGHT! Jason Rouse, Ted Douglass and Lori Ferraro present a brand new configuration of old sketch comedy favorites in a showcase for twisted ridiculousness, featuring practiced purveyors of absurdity Ferraro, Katie Behrens, Stacey Hallal, Laura Sams, and Janet Scanlon.
8 pm, Siren Theater, $15

Wooden Indian Burial Ground, Y La Bamba, Tender Age, The Wild Body
A wide range of acts hold court on the Bunk Bar stage as part of a benefit for this year's Homie Fest, with Portland garage psych favorites Wooden Indian Burial Ground rounding out the evening and DJ Papi Fimbres spinning between sets.
8 pm, Bunk Bar, $7

Green Noise & Zero Wave Summer Party
Green Noise Records and Zero Wave host a summer party and sidewalk sale, with an array of discounted LPs, CDs, 7-inches, clothing, media, and music gear to browse, plus live music sets from Mr. Wrong, Fire Nuns, Mini Blinds, and No Aloha.
11 am, Green Noise Records, free, all ages

Pickwick, Cataldo, Gordi
For several years, Pickwick has felt like a band on the verge of a big breakthrough. The Seattle combo built considerable buzz in the early 2010s with a series of 7-inches that showcased their modern take on soul music, featuring a little bit of grit and a whole bunch of frontman Galen Disston’s killer voice. A self-released full-length followed in 2013, and now it’s time for LoveJoys, which finds Pickwick exploring a funkier, more polished sound without sacrificing its natural swagger. Could LoveJoys be the album that pushes Pickwick to the next level? It could, if they get the kind of break they deserve. Tonight at the Doug Fir, they’ll celebrate the new album with Seattle indie-pop act Cataldo, whose new album Keepers sounds like dance music for wallflowers wearing Death Cab for Cutie T-shirts. BEN SALMON
9 pm, Doug Fir, $15-18

Hecklevision: Con Air
Normally, Hecklevision presents a particularly pungent scrap of cinematic detritus to aim at with your phones, firing texted one-liners (and ASCII dicks) until all your ammo is spent. But how in the fuck do you heckle something as self-aware as Con Air? How do you even dream of winning a one-liner shootout against John Malkovich, Dave Chappelle, Steve Buscemi, and Colm Meaney? Will your thumbs be rent immobile as the virile presence of Nic Cage in his sweaty, mulleted, beefcake prime thunders through Simon West’s better-than-Michael brand of Bayhem? Or do you think you can manage a gag or two amid the gunfire? You better be extra sure you have the goods, or the bunny gets it. BOBBY ROBERTS
9 pm, Hollywood Theatre, $7-9

Sunday, Jun 25

Portland Timbers vs. Seattle Sounders FC
Timely scoring outbursts from Timbers’ stars Fanendo Adi and Diego Valeri have sent the team’s confidence at home soaring in June, all while talent bubbling up from off the bench has showcased some serious depth. Both factors should provide Portland the edge they need heading into this afternoon’s crucial clash with their bitter rivals from Seattle, so you’ll definitely want to be on hand to soak up the atmosphere surrounding this latest installment of the league's marquee matchup. CHIPP TERWILLIGER
7:30pm pm, Providence Park, $52-250, all ages

Sunday Parkways North
It wouldn’t be summer in Portland without Sunday Parkways, and today North Portland becomes a biking and walking wonderland as 9.5 miles of street are closed to cars, meaning you and your family can bike, run, skate, or do whatever without fear of becoming roadkill. The loop hits many of North Portland’s loveliest parks, and there’ll be food, music, and much more along the way. NED LANNAMANN
11 am, North Portland, free, all ages

Abronia, BlackWater HolyLight
A free release party for the sonically adventurous, musically expansive local band Abronia, and its debut album, incorporating jazz, psych-rock, country, metal, and the super sounds of the '70s and '80s into their repertoire.
8 pm, Rontoms, free

Roger Waters: Us + Them
All the large-scale bombast and pageantry you've come to expect from Roger Waters, but with way more classic Pink Floyd songs, and way less Roger Waters solo stuff.
8 pm, Moda Center, $35-296, all ages

Shannon Entropy, Mood Beach, Sheers, The Wild War
Steeped in a wild mix of styles, Portland's Shannon Entropy extend beyond the parameters of so many other local pop-rock bands. RYAN J. PRADO
8 pm, Holocene, $7-8

Sara Watkins, Langhorne Slim
Sara Watkins is an American singer-songwriter and fiddler who co-founded the progressive bluegrass group Nickel Creek. Tonight she returns to the Aladdin stage for a co-headlined show with acclaimed folk-rock singer/songwriter Langhorne Slim.
8 pm, Aladdin Theater, $25-30

Ex Eye, 1939 Ensemble
An evening with the new experimental metal supergroup comprised of saxophonist Colin Stetson (Arcade Fire, Bon Iver), drummer Greg Fox (Guardian Alien, Z's, Liturgy), bassist Shahzad Ismaily (Ceramic Dog, Secret Chiefs 3), and guitarist Toby Summerfield (Crush Kill Destroy, Never Enough Hope).
9 pm, Mississippi Studios, $12-14

Milk Carton Boat Race
Before there was a Flügtäg, there was this Rose Festival classic, showcasing handmade, human-powered boats made out of recycled milk cartons and jugs.
11 am, Westmoreland Park, free, all ages

The Maltese Falcon
John Huston’s 1941 adaptation of Dashiell Hammett’s Sam Spade story is ground zero for American film noir. At the time, nobody knew that’s what it was—it was just a quick ’n’ dirty piece of B-movie business. But as time went on and an entire genre grew from its shadow, The Maltese Falcon was recognized not just as the progenitor of all your favorite hardboiled clichés, but still the best example of them. The twisting plot that only barely makes sense, the pack of highly entertaining degenerates seeking to best our flawed hero, the duplicitous moll at the center of it all—it says something that with almost 80 years of imitators in its wake, The Maltese Falcon still feels just as fresh and punchy as it did when it opened. BOBBY ROBERTS
1:15 pm, 7 pm, Laurelhurst Theater

Barnham Family Hotdog
Scott Rogers takes his award-winning webseries to the Shoe Box stage, celebrating summer in only the way his character Big Ed Barnham can.
7 pm, Shoe Box Theater, $15

Don't forget to check out our Things To Do calendar for even more things to do!

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Timbers Implode in Minnesota

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by Abe Asher

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All that stood yesterday between the Portland Timbers and their massive Sunday showdown with the Seattle Sounders at Providence Park was the small matter of a midweek trip to Minnesota to play MLS' joint-newest club.

Harmless, right? Not so much.

In just 90 minutes at TCF Bank Stadium on Wednesday night, the Timbers managed to concede three goals, lose two crucial players to suspension, and go down to a damaging defeat against the team with the league's worst record.

No one shattered their Achilles, but catastrophic injury aside, Portland's first ever MLS trip to the Twin Cities could not have gone worse.

The Timbers now face the prospect of heading into the biggest game of their season lugging back-to-back defeats, a five-game road losing streak, and just two wins in their last eleven games across all competitions.

It's a bad scene, and Timbers manager Caleb Porter exited Wednesday night's game in a state of causticity — livid with his team's defending, livid with his limited defensive depth, and livid with consistent individual letdowns that have plagued this team since it tore through March.

Sound like fun?

Porter appears to be at the end of his rope. Over the last two months, no team in the Western Conference has picked up fewer points than his team has. Be it sluggish starts, sluggish finishes, injury or indiscipline, this season is getting away from the Timbers.

This result — along with the one in Colorado four days ago — have given the next four days up to and including the game on Sunday an urgent importance beyond the all-important rivalry with Seattle. The Timbers need to get themselves back on track.

Considering the importance of the coming match, this trip to Minneapolis was a train-wreck. Set aside all the chaos of a truly unhinged evening and you'll find that the Timbers were handily outplayed by an expansion side that had been outscored 8-1 in its last three games.

Minnesota United — the same team that the Timbers ripped open 5-1 on Opening Day — played the better soccer on Wednesday night. The Loons were crisp: more chances, more tackles, more duels won, and, in the end, more focus.

The final was 3-2, but that score flattered the Timbers. They were lucky to be in the game at all.

From the opening whistle, Adrian Heath's was on the front foot — and they'd take the lead after just seven minutes, when, after a lovely bit of interplay around the box, Amobi Okugo bundled a Sam Cronin cross into his own net.

Portland was gifted a lifeline just eight minutes before halftime when Loons goalkeeper Bobby Shuttleworth bundled over Diego Valeri at the top of the box and conceded a penalty, which the Maestro dispatched with vigor.

The Timbers got to halftime at 1-1, and Porter's response to this fortune was to lift left back Marco Farfan — who he absurdly accused after the game of looking like "a deer in the headlights" for Vytas.

It wasn't quite the move the game required. Just two minute after the restart, Kevin Molino parted the Timbers' backline with a simple through pass, which Christian Ramirez, turning, flicked up to himself, and flicked over Jeff Attinella to give Minnesota the lead back.

But the Timbers had a quick answer — and this time it was a Minnesota player putting the ball into his own net, with captain Francisco Calvo knocking in Vytas' cross to knot the score at two.

Things would only get crazier from there. Abu Danladi put the Loons back on top shortly after Calvo's own goal when Attinella flapped a cross and left his net open, presenting the number one overall pick with an easy finish for his second career goal.

It'd be Danladi's last meaningful contribution. With just over twenty minutes to go, the young Minnesota forward fouled Sebastian Blanco in midfield and went down with him — at which point Blanco kicked out at Danladi's chest, and then was himself kicked in response.

Referee Ted Unkel — ever the dramatist — deemed the foul play serious enough to warrant two red cards. A better official would have issued yellow cards and kept twenty-two players on the field, but nonetheless, coming four days before the Sounders game, it was a moment of supreme stupidity.

And the fun didn't stop there. Roy Miller decided to get in on the fun with just five minutes to go, earning himself a suspension-inducing yellow card by bringing down Ramirez at midfield for no apparent reason. The game would end shortly thereafter, with Wonderwall ringing out from the TCF Bank Stadium speakers.

Blame individual players if you want — that's certainly Porter's inclination — but that blame doesn't tell the whole story.

Time and again, Minnesota sliced through the Timbers' lines with quick interplay and quick movement. Porter's singling out Farfan — who got zero help defensively and held his own anyway — was a joke. Attinella, for the one error, bailed his team out several times.

Yes, the defense is shorthanded. But David Guzman's state looked just short of comatose, and Darlington Nagbe again failed to have any tangible impact. Blanco — the only Timbers player who had a legitimately good game — kicked a rookie for no reason and got a red card. It was that kind of night.

Porter thinks his guys need to play better, which is legitimate. They're professionals. But great coaches have bigger hands in the success of their teams than the hope or expectation that their charges can or will perform better.

This was a poor game from a coach who appears teetering on the edge of self-pity. The criticism of Farfan was bizarre, but it wasn't Porter's only failing. At no point did the coach adjust to stop Minnesota from tearing through the Timbers' midfield — just as he didn't act quickly enough when Colorado began to do the same in the second half of Saturday's game.

Porter has a big job in front of him. He and his players need to dig in and step up. Their season depends on it.

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Benson High School Community Marches to Protect Sports

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by Emilly Prado

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In the few days since the school year ended, a group of teachers and coaches came together to orchestrate a demonstration against the rumored cut of Benson High School’s sports programming.

Led by John Slaughter, former football coach at Benson for twelve years and a graduate of 1998, and Steve Curley who has taught at the school since 2005, the pair created a Facebook event over the weekend and planned a march to interrupt the Portland Public Schools weekly board meeting. At the same time, a petition signed “Benson Athletes” began circulating and garnered over 600 signatures in three days.

In the hour leading up to the march’s departure, kids of all ages filed out of the on-site basketball camp that was founded by A. C. Green almost 30 years ago. Green, a Benson graduate of 1981 and retired NBA player who boasts the title of most consecutive games played in NBA history says, “[Sports are] really important for other kids who are in the same environment as me. You never know the diamonds in the rough that you may see and get discovered inside of a high school… Education is also so important [because] the focus, the learning, the discipline of school, and how to apply yourself in school—the foundation work—always starts in high school.”

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The march, comprised primarily of Benson students, staff, and family, began on the front lawn of Benson Polytechnic High School and neared 150 participants at its prime as they snaked through the sidewalks of Northeast Portland.

The initial speculations were that sports programming was to be cut altogether, but newer information also spread by word-of-mouth suggests the proposal would reduce programming to a handful of select sports including basketball, track, and tennis. A lack of competitiveness has been cited as a reason for the looming decision.

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Ellie Nakayama, a 14-year-old Benson High freshman and the sole female football player at Benson says that the connections she's created while on her team is akin to family. “No matter my gender or whoever I am, I’m still there and everyone supports me... It’s important to have community and Benson sports is such a big one. Taking that away is horrible. We need to stand up for what we believe in even if it’s not a set-in-stone thing and say ‘We are going to be here and we are going to keep practicing and practice every day.’”

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Fifteen-year-old Eppi White, another student at Benson, echoed similar concerns. “I play football, wrestling, and baseball. I never tried sports before high school and it’s been a great experience through bonding with all of the teams… It’s an experience that I feel everyone should be able to have. Not everyone is going to do sports their entire lives, but it’s a second family and that’s important.”

Although the meeting didn’t designate any agenda items to Benson High School programming cut, Pam Knowles, Portland Public Schools board member and representative for zone 5, briefly touched on the concerns in between impassioned speeches delivered by Benson students and staff. In the address she said, “It’s an interesting dilemma we have—it’s a problem. And we need everyone to help us find solutions. Benson has smaller teams… Sometimes it’s safety issues. Sometimes it’s just a competitive issue. This is an ongoing conversation. There have been no decisions made on this and I think that it’s really important that you continue to be actively involved in the discussion.” She concluded by thanking those in attendance.

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The issue of competitiveness has drawn criticism from many members of Benson including Green and Linda McLellan who coached volleyball for 32 years in the district. Green says, “We’re always going to have challenges and struggles. You can start pointing fingers at the respective schools and their programs and saying this one’s not as good as that one and start nitpicking but at the end of the day, the ones that have been around the longest and have been able to produce quality individuals in our own society, sports or not, are all important and valuable.”

McLellan pointed to the lack of resources Benson has had: “There are only a few really competitive schools in the state and those are usually the schools that are high income. So to see them cut the opportunities for minority kids and kids in poverty, it defeats the whole purpose of sports. When they cut the enrollment several years ago, it really impacted the athletic program and we’re regenerating and rejuvenating the programs again. To see it be undercut one more time is unfortunate.”

For several years, PE has only been offered to high school Freshman and personal fitness programs beyond the mandatory year have disappeared altogether. Weight training, explains McLellan, was the only other physical extra curriculum and it will no longer be offered as of the upcoming school year.

During his speech and later in an interview with the Mercury, Steve Curley explained that the level of outcry is due to the historically rocky relationship Benson has had with the district since the early 2000s.

He says that the school choice policy implemented by former superintendent, Vicki Phillips, created a dynamic in the district in which schools are pitted against one another in the fight for resources. He explains, “Schools are funded by how many kids you have. The more kids, the more teachers, the more programs. So in that process we have cut music, for example, and a lot of our programs have shrunk. It’s very destabilizing.”

A trail of similar disruptions has followed including threats to close Benson in 2010, the several years the school had an interim principal, and a similar proposal to cut sports in 2014. Curley and Slaughter questioned the level of expertise and program restructuring executed by Marshall Haskins, Athletic Director of PPS. César Ramirez, a Benson Film and English teacher, called for Haskins to step down in resignation during his address and Slaughter announced that the Benson community will be filing a civil lawsuit against PPS for continued harassment.

“When proposals or ideas of proposals get drafted and different teachers hear about it and it gets confirmed by your principal and board members, it’s not a rumor anymore,” Slaughter says. “[It’s] not ‘it might be happening,’ but ‘it will be happening.’ And I know it’s not on their agenda for today but it’s down the pipe so it’s something we want to make sure we’re attacking right away. I don’t even want to hear about any proposals. I just want to go ahead and nip it in the bud before it happens. Let’s go ahead and get some lawyers out so we can go ahead and let y’all know what we’re doing.”

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The Internet is Having a Lot of Fun with the New Ken Dolls

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As you may have heard Mattel has rolled out a new series of Ken dolls (Barbie's side piece) to appeal to a new generation of kids. From NPR:

On Tuesday, the company rolled out 15 new Ken dolls with three body types: "slim, broad and original." They have seven skin tones, nine hairstyles — including cornrows and "man buns"— and an array of sartorial styles from business casual to athletic-chic.

"We are redefining what a Barbie or Ken doll looks like to this generation," Lisa McKnight, senior vice president and general manager, Barbie, said in a press release. McKnight says the new Ken, "allows girls to further personalize the role they want him to play in Barbie's world."

And oh dear god, the internet is having some fun with that. BEHOLD.













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This Week's Style Events

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by Elizabeth Mollo

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Modified Style, an annual fundraising fashion show and competition that showcases the work of up and coming designers, is back with a fairly long list of hopefuls vying for the top spot in their category, which include youth, amateur, professional, and professional collection. Each designer is tasked with creating a one-of-a-kind garment made exclusively of recycled materials, and the main focus of the event is to bring awareness to the disposability of fast fashion and the damage and pollution it creates in the environment. MOORE won the professional category last year, and we all know how much that company has grown since. If you want to check out the next generation of Portland designers this is a great event to attend. Proceeds from the show this year will benefit Caldera Arts, a nonprofit that blends art and environmental education to improve the lives of underprivileged youth.
Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside, Thur June 22, 6:30 pm, $18- $50, all ages

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Parachute, a direct-to-consumer home essentials brand based in Venice Beach, will open their second brick and mortar on NW 23rd today. The store was custom designed by Jessica Helgerson and Kayti Huffman of Portland based Jessica Helgerson Interior Design and features Parachute’s bedding, bath and tabletop collections. Shoppers can purchase items on-site or place orders in-store with complimentary shipping, and Parachute will also offer one-on-one design consultations. The store will also carry like-minded and local vendors, and a garden in the back of the store will serve as a setting for future Parachute parties and community events.
Parachute, 820 NW 23rd, Store Hours, Mon- Sat, 11 am- 7 pm, Sun, 11 am- 6 pm

Portland is all about DIY culture, but some might be a little intimidated to attempt to make their own footwear. Well, intimidation be damned! Learn how to make your very own leather sandals at Broad Space’s Shoemaking 101. Broad Space is a fairly new art and work collective that seeks to connect women that are looking for a space to grow their business and art ventures, and provides workshops as well as spaces to rent. In this one-day class, taught by Nike footwear designer Sarah Rabebda, you will learn design principles, how to measure the foot and turn your design into a pattern, how to dye and cut the leather, and how to assemble and finish the final product.
Broad Space, 425 SE 3rd, Sat June 24, 9:30 am- 6:30 pm, $195 (includes cost of materials), register at broadspacepdx.com

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Tickets are still on sale for The White Party: Thornebird, a collaboration between Michelle Lesniak and dance company White Bird. The evening will consist of a showing of Lesniak's summer capsule collection created for the event on dancers in a non-runway fashion show set to music composed by Seth Montfort, Lesniak's husband. On her inspiration for the collection, Lesniak said, "I titled the collection ‘THORNEBIRD’ based on the story of a bird that searches its entire life to find the perfect thorn. Once the thorn is found it impales itself on the thorn and sings the most beautiful song ever heard." Guests will also be treated to hors d’oeuvres, a hosted bar, and a raffle ticket to win an exclusive design from Michelle Lesniak, all from the comfort of a fancy house in the west hills. Tickets available here.
5656 SW Humphrey, Sat June 24, 4 pm, $125

The Wild Unknown
The Wild Unknown

The Wild Unknown, which started as a tarot deck company with artwork by Kim Krans, has transformed into a brick and mortar shop for all of your mystical shopping needs. In addition to carrying the TWU houseline, which includes their tarot and oracle deck, candles, incense, and other ritual items, the shop will carry a selection of their favorite tarot and oracle decks, crystals, artwork, transformational books, and more. Their grand opening party is on Saturday and will be complete with music and refreshments from Roots + Crowns.
The Wild Unknown, 1829 NE Alberta, Suite C, Sat June 24, 6-8 pm

Portland Flea + Food
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Portland Flea + Food, “a gathering place for the best of Portland’s makers, food purveyors and curators of vintage to sell their wares and grow their businesses,” will resume their event that occurs every last Sunday of the month. Shop from over 50 vendors that provide new and vintage clothing and accessories, home goods, ceramics, and of course, food. Vendors include Hollywood Babylon, Vintage Baron, Vintalier, Woodworks, and more.
SE 6th and Salmon, Sun June 25, 11 am- 4 pm

As always, be sure to visit our fashion calendar to keep up to date on all things fashion event related here. Got a fashion event? Drop us a line here.

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The Nib's New Animated Series is 🔥

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by Bri Brey

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The first episode of The Nib's new animated series is online today, and it's a perfectly TOO REAL political cartoon. It's produced by Matt Bors, the Portland-based founder of the The Nib whose analog comics appear weekly in the Mercury (check the front of the paper under our letters to the editor section), and the story for this animated episode was edited by our former news writer and forever-friend of the paper Sarah Mirk! 👏👏👏 to everyone involved!


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Portland's First-Ever Mountain Bike Park Opens This Weekend

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by Dirk VanderHart

Single-track trail at the brand new Gateway Green.
Single-track trail at the brand new Gateway Green.

Remember how for our summer guide this year, we previewed the brand new mountain bike park taking shape out at the convergence of interstates 84 and 205?

Well, summer arrived yesterday, and the park opens this weekend. If you're into mountain biking, you're keenly aware of Gateway Green's opening day on Saturday. If you're not, check it out anyway. The Gathering at Gateway Green will have free bike rentals and safety courses for the uninitiated, a beer garden, puppet shows, and tons more (like sunblock, hopefully—it's supposed to be in the 90s).

More than a decade in the making, this park is a big deal in a city that's had fits about expanding access for mountain bikes in the past. Gateway Green features miles of single-track trails, a pump track, a skills course, and a set of dirt jumps.

Here's a rundown from River City Bicycles:

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Thick Thighs are the New Bubble Butt

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Sunday is projected to be 100 degrees, which means I won't be able to keep my thighs inside these anti-cat-calling body-restricting jeans much longer. So THANK YOU Miss Eaves (AKA Shanthony Exum) for this hot new summer anthem called "Thunder Thighs" whose attitude just kills any sense of negativity and fear. Directed, produced, choreographed, and performed by all women in Brooklyn, this video had me at it's first lyric, "chub rub, the day is just heating up." Top that with some ice cream, great hair, hot fashion, a diverse cast, and you've got a hit that could weather all four seasons.

Regarding her new album, (Feminasty, out everywhere August 4), Miss Eaves told Elle: "I really dive into my feminist feels about a lot topics like female masturbation, fuccbois, Internet trolls, and men telling me to smile. It is really a labor of love and comes from the most genuine place and I am super proud of it." YES GRRL.

Check out more of Miss Eaves's work in The Every Body Project, "an inclusive style blog that aims to combat the body image issues that arise from the media's narrow portrayal of beauty."

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Abronia's Sun-Baked Americana

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by Robert Ham

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Abronia makes music for the even-tempered, the patient, the stoic. This Portland outfit—made up of members of Ghost to Falco, Million Brazilians, and more—reveals the core of their songs with quiet exactitude on their debut album, Obsidian Visions/Shadowed Lands.

Opening track “The Great Divide” ambles along for a full minute and a half on a dusty trail of Benjamin Blake and Eric Crespo’s guitar lines before the rest of the sextet explodes into view like the first glimpse of sunrise. The song then settles into push-pull, quiet-loud dynamics that are the standard operating procedure for all woozy, Morricone-inspired instrumentals, but those first moments set a strong template for this humbly powerful collection.

Four Republican Senators Oppose the Horrendous New Trumpcare Bill, For Now

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by Rich Smith

Senator Ted Cruz is among the villains who are currently opposed to the Senates version of the AHCA.
Senator Ted Cruz is among the villains who are opportunistically opposed to the Senate's version of the "American Health Care Act."Alex Wong / Getty

Republicans can only afford to lose two Senators on their quest to pass their version of Trumpcare, which is as bad if not worse than the House's version of the bill. Right now, four Senators are stating (or feigning) opposition:

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Sens. Rand Paul of Kentucky, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, Ted Cruz of Texas and Mike Lee of Utah said in a joint statement they're "not ready to vote for this bill."

"Currently, for a variety of reasons, we are not ready to vote for this bill, but we are open to negotiation and obtaining more information before it is brought to the floor," the senators said. "There are provisions in this draft that represent an improvement to our current health care system, but it does not appear this draft as written will accomplish the most important promise that we made to Americans: to repeal Obamacare and lower their health care costs."

Meanwhile, Ezra Levin of Indivisible is cautioning members of the #Resistance. "Opposition" from these extremely conservative Senators is clearly a strategy, he claims. They're not really against the Senate's version of the AHCA, they're just trying to dampen a rising tide of liberal protests against the bill even as they push to add more conservative amendments.


Four Senate Republicans who ACTUALLY might want to avoid signing onto this version of the AHCA include Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Jeff Flake, and Dean Heller. Seek them out at trumpcareten.org and express your concerns. I wouldn't be surprised if McConnell allows either Collins and Murkowski or Flake and Heller to vote against the bill and have Pence come in as the tie-breaker for the sheer sake of optics, but who fucking knows with these people.

Meanwhile, footage of a private meeting between the 13 men who crafted this bill in secret has been released:

Meanwhile, Capitol Police are dragging people with disabilities away from Mitch McConnell's office door for protesting the AHCA, which strips 800 billion from Medicaid and gives all that money to the rich. These protestors are awesome:




Meanwhile, Trump is doing his best to distract red-yarn liberals by claiming he didn't record conversations between himself and former FBI director James Comey, a la Nixon. He was just bluffing. Go figure.

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T-Pain Found Portland Musician GLASYS on Reddit, and Now They're Collaborating

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by Ciara Dolan

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Last month, Portland musician Gil Assayas (AKA GLASYS) posted one of his "solo jam videos" to Reddit."This is the most multitasking I've ever done," he wrote. "Would love feedback!" He didn't expect this feedback would come from one of hip-hop's most legendary performers.

"HO. LY. SHIT!"commented T-Pain from his alternative Reddit account."I've never seen anything like this in my life. Man. PM me if you wanna work together, bro. This is amazing!"

"It was very exciting, and I was skeptical that it was really him at first," Assayas says. "How many celebrities comment on Reddit using their own names? Can you imagine seeing a comment from 'ThomYorke57' or 'TaylorSwift805' on your post?"

He decided to test-drive this collaboration by jamming over T-Pain's 2014 NPR Tiny Desk Concert, and the result is pretty phenomenal:

It's been a whirlwind month for Assayas, who's been posting videos to YouTube for about six years. In late 2015 he and his wife relocated to Portland from Israel, and last September he released his debut EP as GLASYS, The Pressure. Its five keyboard compositions draw from spacey electro-pop and his classical/jazz background.

T-Pain is a man of his word—his manager has already reached out to Assayas, who's looking forward to working with the icon. Meanwhile, he hopes to spend the next few months recording his next GLASYS record here in Portland.

If you want to see T-Pain's future collaborator perform live, he's opening for Chris Margolin and the Dead Bird Collection tomorrow night at the Doug Fir.

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Update: Portland Business Alliance STILL Whining about "Better Naito"—and It's Backfiring

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Note to Portland Business Alliance: NOBODY LIKES A WHINER. Especially when the whining involves a city project that objectively IMPROVES THE CITY.

The "Better Naito" project opens up one lane (out of four) along the Waterfront for the sole use of cyclists and pedestrians during this busy summer season. As someone who occasionally drives down Naito during morning rush hour, I can attest the Better Naito project adds very little time to my commute (especially compared to the current morning shit-show on Grand and MLK). But tell that to the nagging aunties of the PBA who will simply not shut up about it. Here's their latest whine-fest, from the PBA site:

The “Better Naito” project converts an entire vehicle lane through downtown to a bicycle lane. The result is not surprising: increased traffic congestion and delays. In a city already cluttered with construction projects that impede travel, this lane closure makes no sense.

Is the PBA complaining about the lane blockage on Grand Avenue near the atrocities rising at the foot Burnside Bridge? NOPE. Are they complaining about the multiple screw-ups that resulted in the Morrison Bridge being mostly taken out of commission for the summer? NOPE. Are they actually encouraging people to take other modes of transportation to get downtown other than traffic-glutting cars? NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. Just like our Dirk Vanderhart reported a month ago, the PBA's unreasonable obsession with the "Better Naito" project is based on flawed data—yet instead of coming to their senses, they've decided to double down.


Now they're asking for you to fill out their online form to "tell city council to reconsider 'Better Naito,' and take a more balanced approach to Portland’s transportation system that considers the needs of all travelers and the economy."They even filled in your response for you, because apparently they already know how you feel about the subject.

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If you're a supporter of "Better Naito," by all means, use their form (and change the language, of course) to show city council your support, and remind them to ignore the selfish greed of the PBA. (I did! It was fun.)

One thing the PBA perhaps didn't count on was the backlash they would receive from banging their continual "anti-Better Naito" drum.





And there are many, many more responses here. (Psst! In case you're wondering, here's my submission.)

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Create your own here! Plenty of people already have, as Transportation Commissioner Dan Saltzman noted on Twitter.


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Savage Love Letter of the Day: Mother Tries Her Best Not to Beat Up Jerks Who Make Fun of Her Kid

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I’m a queer mother to a very liberal, accepting family but I’m freaking out a bit and I need your help.

My child, let’s call them Sweetie, is a 7-year-old (assigned male at birth) who has always loved sparkles, rainbows, high heels and all things femme. Sweetie has been insisting for about a year that they’re not a boy, and just last week told me and their siblings that they’re a girl.

This is not the problem. We all love Sweetie and accept them for who they are, want them to be happy and fully themselves, and will support them in all ways we can. We have always allowed the kids to wear whatever they like, and play with whichever toys they like. The grandparents are all on board with this and won’t have a problem if Sweetie turns out to be a girl in the long run.

The problem is that we live in a tiny village in very rural, conservative Britain. While not as bad as rural Texas, trans kids are not well understood here and we haven’t got any LGBT support groups within a couple of hours drive.

Sweetie is a sensitive, caring kid who won’t even stand up to their siblings in a fight. I’m really, really worried about how they’re going to cope with the unavoidable backlash they’re going to face from peers and, sadly, other adults in our community. We have already had a few incidents of kids calling Sweetie names for wearing a skirt and a lot of older adults pointing, staring and whispering.

I need your help with two things. First, how can we best prepare Sweetie for the stupid comments and intrusive questions that they’re going to attract without making a big deal of their gender (which shouldn’t be a big deal, especially this young) or making Sweetie self-conscious? We’ve never made a big deal of boy/girl stuff and I’ve already seen the confusion on Sweetie’s face when other kids have a problem with our kid's clothing choices.

And second, what strategy should I use for dealing with people who confront Sweetie or us about this? Because at the moment I’m in protective mama-bear mode and want to punch everyone who stares or points. I want to be a role model for all the kids and show them how to deal with bigots and arseholes, and getting arrested isn’t the lesson I’m going for.

Thanks for all you’ve done for sex lives and love lives everywhere, Dan.

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First, MAMA: kudos to you. You're setting a great example for your family, your community, and strangers on the Internet. All parents should show their queer and/or gender-nonconforming and/or trans kids the kind of love and support you're showing Sweetie.

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You're in a tough spot, MAMA. You can't change the world—and beating up one transphobic bully won't create a forcefield around your family—but you can create a home environment where Sweetie feels protected and supported. Through your actions and words—and the love and support of their siblings—Sweetie will understand that they don't deserve the shit the world throws at them. They're seven, so you don't need to scare them by repeatedly warning them about all the bigoted assholes that exist out there. For now, prepare Sweetie for stupid comments by boosting their self-confidence every chance you get and telling them to ignore jerks. Keep telling Sweetie you love them and that you're proud of them and that you want them to be happy.

As for dealing with the arseholes, you're probably noticing more stares and points than Sweetie is. Not every dirty look is worth your energy. You'll learn to pick your battles over time, and Sweetie will learn which battles to pick based on your example. And be sure to distinguish between the casual dirty glance—and, of course, not to confuse innocent glances or non-malicious inquisitive glances for dirty ones—and words and actions that constitute real physical and/or emotional threats and require a momma bear's immediate intervention. If you wear yourself down with the little things, you won't have the energy to fight off the arseholes who deserve a beating. (Please don't actually beat anyone up, MAMA.)

And if your tiny village is really and truly and irredeemably awful, MAMA,
consider moving away. Here's some advice I offered to the parents of bullied gay kids a few years back:

If you know your kid is being brutally bullied at his school, err on the side of overreacting. Err on the side of doing something drastic. Err on the side of turning your own life inside out. Because you don't want to find out the abuse was more than your kid could bear when it's too fucking late to do anything about it.

Straight parents: If you know your gay kid is being brutalized in his school and you've complained and it's gotten worse, get him the fuck out of there. Homeschool him. Homeschool him and sue the school. Move away. Move someplace more tolerant. Move someplace better. If you can't move away—or if you can't move right away—send your son to live with relatives in another city, a better city. Send him to live with relatives in a state where the elected officials aren't bullying kids like yoursfrom the fucking statehouse. (Maybe a state where elected officials are working to make things better.)

And straight parents? Once you realize your kid is gay—which parents of gay kids usually realize long before their gay kids realize it themselves—take a long, hard look at the community in which you live. Take a long, hard look at the church where you worship. Take a long, hard look at the schools your kid will be forced to attend. Then decide if staying put is worth your child's life.

I would give—and I'm hereby giving—the same advice to parents gender-nonconforming and/or trans kids. You shouldn't have to move away, of course, and not every family can afford to move. But if staying is too much for Sweetie to bear when they're 12 or 13 or 14 years old and you can move, moving someplace better—someplace better for Sweetie, someplace better for LGBT youth, someplace with support groups and more tolerant people—could save Sweetie's life.


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Like a Lot of Us, I Hate Harassment

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I fucking hate harassment. This summer, I'm fresh into the world- just graduated high school. This past winter/springtime, I finished a long saga fighting harassment- and then fighting someone who I asked for help about it, but they told me
boys will be boys. Trust me, I got fucking sick of harassment after it came back a year later. I also got sick of telling people that I, too have a right to do my thing without being bothered. Ok, all done. And then, today, I'm walking to work, and some asshat on the street tells me that I should smile, and defends it when I came back to it later as just being worried I was sad. Okay, I'll report you for street harassment. The common factor may be me, but the common issue is that you won't leave me the fuck alone. Stop fucking harassing people.

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NBA Draft Night: Take a Look at the Two New Blazers

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by Arthur Bradford

The Trailblazers added two new big men to their roster via the NBA draft: 7 foot center Zach Collins of Gonzaga and 6 foot 9 bruiser Cleb Swanigan from Purdue. Here they are:

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The Blazers had an ample 3 picks in the first round this year, but the highest was #15 (the others were #20 and #26). Eager for a shot a the higher talent in the early picks, The Blazers bartered with Sacramento and traded the #15 and #20 picks for their #10. With that the Blazers snagged Zach Collins, a guy many viewed as the best true center in this year's draft. Here's what Collins looked like on draft night—snappy!

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Caleb Swanigan was chosen with the remaining #26 pick. Although he's only 6' 9" (considered small for an NBA power forward) he does have an impressive 7' 3" wingspan and is known for his strong play under the hoop. Most descriptions of him include the word "bruiser." Behold:

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The addition of these two guys, both with badly needed size and muscle for the Blazer's frontcourt, means two players on the current roster will need to be cut. Most are eyeing Tim Quarterman and Pat Connoughton, but they will have the summer league in which to make their case. Welcome to Portland, dudes!

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Good Morning, News: Oregon Tax Reform Dies, Senate Republicans Fight the Poor, and Ornery Coots are Ornery

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by Dirk VanderHart

Secret no longer: Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell yesterday finally unveiled the health care bill he'd been tinkering with in secret for weeks—and surprise! It's not so different from the House's terrible bill after all. The bill doesn't have enough support to pass the Senate in its current form, and it's unclear what tweaks will be necessary to get it there.

To get you up to speed, the NYT has this rundown of the bill's major departures from Obamacare. And Politico has a helpful tally of winners (the rich, anti-Obama governors, young and healthy people) and the losers (the poor and old, addicts, public health agencies).

Meanwhile: Barack Obama is not amused.

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The ornery coots at the Portland Business Alliance are still so mad about the Better Naito project, which offers one of Naito Parkway's four travel lanes for pedestrians and bikes during summer months. Their latest hilariously unsuccessful gambit? Trying to get people to send pre-written statements opposing the project to city leaders. It hasn't worked in the least.

BIG NEWS: Partisan rancor down in Salem has prompted Democratic leaders to scrap plans for corporate tax reform this year, a major blow as lawmakers work to close a $1.4 billion funding shortfall over the next two years.

With tax reforms off the table, Gov. Kate Brown says it might be easier to pass the massive transportation package (read: tax and fee increases for transportation projects) that lawmakers have been pushing.

That transportation plan has been met with stiff resistance in some quarters of Portland—with plenty of people arguing that a plan to widen I-5 through the Rose Quarter is shortsighted and counter to pledges to reduced carbon emissions. This useful OPB piece looks at that argument, and also explains how a congestion pricing system on I-5—basically tolls to convince people not to drive at peak times—might work.

The criminal narrative grows worse for George Tschaggeny, the homeless man accused of stealing items from MAX stabbing victim Rick Best as he lay dying. Tschaggeny is now accused of using Best's credit card five times immediately following the May 26 tragedy.

Pressure is ramping up on Portland school board member Paul Anthony to resign, after a group of principals obtained some of his salty private communications.

Another University of Oregon basketball player is accused of sexual assault. Things need to change—in Eugene and everywhere.

In good news, OHSU just 3D printed a six-year-old a new plastic orange arm, and it's delightful.

Trump tells Fox News he threatened fired FBI Director Jim Comey with fictitious recordings of their conversations to keep the man honest in Congressional testimony. The president fails to mention that his threat prompted Comey to leak memos which eventually led to the appointment of the special prosecutor who's investigating Trump. So...

LASTLY: Blast the Bananarama while you scope this delicious forecast. It's Friday, y'all!

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10 for $10: Your Best Bang for the Buck Shows, June 23-25

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World Naked Bike Ride
You get one shot every year to participate in the juggernaut that is the World Naked Bike Ride. If you’ve never done it, 2017’s the year. You’ll be fine if you follow four simple rules. (1) Don’t be creepy: This is about body positivity, and bicycle awareness, and saving the Earth. Creeps will be bounced. (2) Get only as bare as you’re comfortable with, but definitely strip down somewhat. See rule number 1—fully clothed riders are suspect. (3) Get ready for high fives. This route turns out hoards of spectators (many with cameras) every year. You can seek anonymity in the middle of the pack, but it’s more fun to extend your hand and let the propers roll in. (4) Have your clothes handy after it’s over. A naked solo ride home can get mighty lonely. DIRK VANDERHART
Jun 24, 8 pm, Fernhill Park, free


Batman: The Movie
"I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West."
Jun 23, 7:30 pm, Hollywood Theatre, $7-9

Wooden Indian Burial Ground, Y La Bamba, Tender Age, The Wild Body
A wide range of acts hold court on the Bunk Bar stage as part of a benefit for this year's Homie Fest, with Portland garage psych favorites Wooden Indian Burial Ground rounding out the evening and DJ Papi Fimbres spinning between sets.
Jun 24, 8 pm, Bunk Bar, $7

XRAY Records Showcase: Blesst Chest, Deathlist, WL, Secret Drum Band
Local record label and radio station XRay bring a slew of Portland's best acts north for a stacked label showcase at the Fixin' To.
Jun 23, 9 pm, The Fixin' To, $7

BAD! Michael Jackson & All Things Jackson
An all-night dance party dedicated to the King of Pop and all his super-talented siblings, including hits, b-sides, remixes and deep cuts from Michael, Janet, the Jacksons, the Jackson 5—if someone from Gary, Indiana with the last name of Jackson ever made something funky, you're probably gonna hear it.
Jun 23, 9 pm, The Liquor Store, $3

Good in the Hood Multicultural Music, Arts & Food Festival
The annual Good in the Hood festival is one of the most diverse and fun music, arts, and food events in Portland—full stop! And while an ignorant threat has been made against the festival, the organizers realize that fear will never conquer love, and there is strength in numbers. So walk the walk and support this critically important three-day event that offers tons of hip-hop, gospel, and funk as well as delicious food, a parade, kid activities, and enough positive vibes to fill a weary planet. WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY
Jun 23-25, Fri 6 pm, Sat 11 am, Sun 10 am, Lillis-Albina Park, free, all ages

David Sedaris
David Sedaris returns to Portland with his inexhaustible supply of hilarious stories about subjects ranging from his crazy family to life abroad. This time he'll be discussing his latest book, Theft by Finding, a collection of the original diary entries that helped inform some of his best works.
Jun 23, 6 pm, Powell's Books at Cedar Hills Crossing, free

Green Noise & Zero Wave Summer Party
Green Noise Records and Zero Wave host a summer party and sidewalk sale, with an array of discounted LPs, CDs, 7-inches, clothing, media, and music gear to browse, plus live music sets from Mr. Wrong, Fire Nuns, Mini Blinds, and No Aloha.
Jun 24, 11 am, Green Noise Records, free, all ages

Abronia, BlackWater HolyLight
A free release party for the sonically adventurous, musically expansive local band Abronia, and its debut album, incorporating jazz, psych-rock, country, metal, and the super sounds of the '70s and '80s into their repertoire.
Jun 25, 8 pm, Rontoms, free

Milk Carton Boat Race
Before there was a Flügtäg, there was this Rose Festival classic, showcasing handmade, human-powered boats made out of recycled milk cartons and jugs.
Jun 25, 11 am, Westmoreland Park, free, all ages

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Things to Do Friday!

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14 things to do on June 23 by Mercury Staff

Femme Top
As part of Portland Black Pride weekend, Femme Top is a party and safe space for Black femmes and their allies to celebrate the contributions of Black LGBTQ people, and get sweaty dancing about it. The show will see beloved host Chanticleer Tru (AKA Chanti Darling), sickening headliner and Portland femme rapper Maarquii, and a handful of WOC DJs. Proceeds will benefit Sankofa Collective Northwest, an organization that promotes the health and well-being of specifically Black queer people. JENNI MOORE
9 pm, Paris Theater, $12-15


2017 Risk/Reward Festival
At summertime performance fest Risk/Reward, emerging and established performers test out new material on…you! It’s a treat if you care about Portland’s art and theater communities. Many performance festivals are spendy and stuffy. With work from Linda Austin Dance and beloved drag queen Pepper Pepper, and pay-what-you can ticketing for all performances, this one is neither. MEGAN BURBANK
7:30 pm, Artists Repertory Theatre, $20

Nuggets Night 2017
Transplants from the Mile High City might be disappointed to learn that the Star Theater’s Nuggets Night is not dedicated to the Denver Nuggets. The two-night event brings together a dizzying number of Portland bands in celebration of obscure, majestic garage and psych gems from the heavy-lidded ’60s, and all for a great cause. Benefitting the Jeremy Wilson Foundation (headed by the former Dharma Bums vocalist to support musicians with healthcare costs), the mini-festival’s first night features a host of paisley-costumed bards bringing the jangle and groove. Its headliners include legendary Hollywood crew the Pandoras, along with Chicago garage OGs the Shadows of Night, who scored a Top 10 hit with their version of Them’s “Gloria” in 1965. The second night is just as stacked, with Portland’s the Pynnacles and the High Violets taking aim before headliners the Woggles bring it all back home.
7 pm, Star Theater, $25-75

John Prine
Tonight the legendary singer/songwriter John Prine arrives in Portland to serenade our city’s zoo animals (and probably some people, too). Prine is beloved for making simple, but magnificent folk songs, which revolve around his acoustic guitar and inimitable drawl. Though his early work gets a lot of attention—particularly songs like “Sam Stone” and “Angel from Montgomery” from his 1971 self-titled debut—2005’s Fair & Square is perhaps Prine’s best record. He recorded the Grammy-winning album after undergoing throat surgery for squamous cell cancer, which deepened his voice into a low, gravelly rumble. Last year Prine released For Better, or Worse, an outstanding collection of duets with country stars like Iris DeMent and Kacey Musgraves. This all-ages, outdoor concert is completely sold out, so if you’ve got tickets, expect the Oregon Zoo to be packed. CIARA DOLAN
7 pm, Oregon Zoo, $44.50-104.50, all ages

Ziggy Marley
Edgefield presents a Summer night with the 5-time Grammy Award-winning reggae artist and eldest son of Bob Marley, known for fronting his band the Melody Makers and recording the theme song for the children's cartoon series Arthur.
6:30 pm, Edgefield, $43, all ages

Adam Conover
The past Bridgetown Comedy Festival performer and host of the hit TruTV show Adam Ruins Everything, which aims to reveal the shocking hidden facts that lurk behind everyday goods and services, returns to Portland for a weekend of stand-up at Helium.
7:30 pm, 10 pm, Helium Comedy Club, $22

XRAY Records Showcase: Blesst Chest, Deathlist, WL, Secret Drum Band
Local record label and radio station XRay bring a slew of Portland's best acts north for a stacked label showcase at the Fixin' To.
9 pm, The Fixin' To, $7

Metalachi, Latter Day Skanks, Robots of the Ancient World
Need more cowbell? The "world's first and only" heavy-metal mariachi band Metalachi has your cowbell, your guitarrón, and your vihuela. The Mexican band got its start when "what began as an innocent night of snorting horse tranquilizers in a hotel room with seven members of the village jai alai team went on to produce the greatest metal band ever to live." SHELBY KING
9 pm, Dante's, $15

Portland International Beerfest 2017
Three days of swimming in over 200 rare and exotic beers and ciders, games (you can't drink this much beer and not play some darts, right?) pub grub from a wide variety of vendors, the Grande Beer Garden where full pints can be purchased for $3, something called a Bicycle Pie Joust (!) on Saturday at 3pm, free re-entry all weekend, and much more.
4 pm, North Park Blocks, $25-35

David Sedaris
David Sedaris returns to Portland with his inexhaustible supply of hilarious stories about subjects ranging from his crazy family to life abroad. This time he'll be discussing his latest book, Theft by Finding, a collection of the original diary entries that helped inform some of his best works.
6 pm, Powell's Books at Cedar Hills Crossing, free

Oleada, Yankee Gaucho
The Portland-based chicha band play a Peruvian-rooted blend of cumbia with elements of post-rock, dub reggae, jazz, and psychedelic rock thrown in for good measure.
9 pm, Mississippi Pizza Pub & Atlantis Lounge, $5

Tango Alpha Tango, Holiday Friends, The Lower 48
Tango Alpha Tango frontman Nathan Trueb's knack for capturing the grit of dirty desert blues is infectious and fun, full of clichéd rock 'n' roll lyrics about getting high and lusting after women, and comes teeming with an arsenal of back-porch riffs and driving rhythms. RYAN J. PRADO
9 pm, Mississippi Studios, $10-12

BAD! Michael Jackson & All Things Jackson
An all-night dance party dedicated to the King of Pop and all his super-talented siblings, including hits, b-sides, remixes and deep cuts from Michael, Janet, the Jacksons, the Jackson 5—if someone from Gary, Indiana with the last name of Jackson ever made something funky, you're probably gonna hear it.
9 pm, The Liquor Store, $3

Batman: The Movie
"I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West."
7:30 pm, Hollywood Theatre, $7-9

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13 things to do on June 24 by Mercury Staff

World Naked Bike Ride
You get one shot every year to participate in the juggernaut that is the World Naked Bike Ride. If you’ve never done it, 2017’s the year. You’ll be fine if you follow four simple rules. (1) Don’t be creepy: This is about body positivity, and bicycle awareness, and saving the Earth. Creeps will be bounced. (2) Get only as bare as you’re comfortable with, but definitely strip down somewhat. See rule number 1—fully clothed riders are suspect. (3) Get ready for high fives. This route turns out hoards of spectators (many with cameras) every year. You can seek anonymity in the middle of the pack, but it’s more fun to extend your hand and let the propers roll in. (4) Have your clothes handy after it’s over. A naked solo ride home can get mighty lonely. DIRK VANDERHART
8 pm, Fernhill Park, free


Good in the Hood Multicultural Music, Arts & Food Festival
The annual Good in the Hood festival is one of the most diverse and fun music, arts, and food events in Portland—full stop! And while an ignorant threat has been made against the festival, the organizers realize that fear will never conquer love, and there is strength in numbers. So walk the walk and support this critically important three-day event that offers tons of hip-hop, gospel, and funk as well as delicious food, a parade, kid activities, and enough positive vibes to fill a weary planet. WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY
11 am, Lillis-Albina Park, free, all ages

Dolly Parton Hoot Night: Mama Coal, Gerle Haggard, Hey Loretta!, Jenny Sizzler, Kara Harris, Marilee Hord, Nikole Potulksy, The Cabin Project, Weezy Ford, Katie Rose & Matty Charles, Lenore
Dolly Parton is humanity’s crown jewel. Her voice is made from honey and bourbon. Her hair deserves statehood, ’cause it’s bigger than Texas. She is simply the best. A dozen Portland singers will gather Saturday at twilight for this year’s worshipping ritual—I mean, the 12th annual Dolly Parton Hoot Night. CIARA DOLAN
8 pm, Alberta Rose Theatre, $15

Michael Che
An evening of stand-up from the Saturday Night Live star known for co-hosting Weekend Update and from his acclaimed 2016 Netflix special, Michael Che Matters.
7 pm, Revolution Hall, $25

RomperCon
A new era is rising in the realm of pub crawl. BEHOLD: The RomperCon, a stylish parade that starts at Splash and romps its summery way through Downtown's finest drinking establishments.
5 pm, Splash, $20

The R&B Rewind Fest
The R&B Rewind Fest presents the The Dru Hill 20th Anniversary celebration, with performances from Sisqo, Nokio, Jazz & Tao, as well as special appearances by R&B legends Howard Hewett of Shalamar and Ms. Chante Moore.
9 pm, Crystal Ballroom, $25-40

Uhh Yeah Dude
A live episode of the long-running, much beloved comedy podcast starring Seth Romatelli and Jonathan Larroquette.
8 pm, Aladdin Theater, $25-27

Donnie Emerson, Kyle Craft, House of Angels
Secret Society presents the Portland debut of Donnie Emerson, the producer and singer/songwriter known for the underground pop and rock hits "Baby", "Don't Fight", "Give Me The Chance", and "My Heart," all taken from 1979's Dreamin' Wild, an album Donnie recorded as a teenager along with his brother Joe Emerson, which was recently reissued by Light in the Attic Records.
9 pm, The Secret Society, $10-13

Heroes and Villains/Walker Stalker Fan Fest
A new pop-culture extravaganza enters the game. After the Rose City Comic Con and Wizard World now comes the Heroes & Villains Fan Fest, which is bringing a completely separate convention with it at the same time, Walker Stalker. The former includes some of your favorite stars from superhero film and television, including Brandon Routh (Superman Returns), Stephen Amell (Arrow), Michael Rooker (Yondu from Guardians of the Galaxy), John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness, Torchwood), and more. The latter is all about The Walking Dead, with guests including... well, basically everyone you've ever liked who's ever been eaten or beaten to death.
10 am, Oregon Convention Center, $45-90

Wonderland: A Sketch Comedy Show
FINAL NIGHT! Jason Rouse, Ted Douglass and Lori Ferraro present a brand new configuration of old sketch comedy favorites in a showcase for twisted ridiculousness, featuring practiced purveyors of absurdity Ferraro, Katie Behrens, Stacey Hallal, Laura Sams, and Janet Scanlon.
8 pm, Siren Theater, $15

Wooden Indian Burial Ground, Y La Bamba, Tender Age, The Wild Body
A wide range of acts hold court on the Bunk Bar stage as part of a benefit for this year's Homie Fest, with Portland garage psych favorites Wooden Indian Burial Ground rounding out the evening and DJ Papi Fimbres spinning between sets.
8 pm, Bunk Bar, $7

Green Noise & Zero Wave Summer Party
Green Noise Records and Zero Wave host a summer party and sidewalk sale, with an array of discounted LPs, CDs, 7-inches, clothing, media, and music gear to browse, plus live music sets from Mr. Wrong, Fire Nuns, Mini Blinds, and No Aloha.
11 am, Green Noise Records, free, all ages

Pickwick, Cataldo, Gordi
For several years, Pickwick has felt like a band on the verge of a big breakthrough. The Seattle combo built considerable buzz in the early 2010s with a series of 7-inches that showcased their modern take on soul music, featuring a little bit of grit and a whole bunch of frontman Galen Disston’s killer voice. A self-released full-length followed in 2013, and now it’s time for LoveJoys, which finds Pickwick exploring a funkier, more polished sound without sacrificing its natural swagger. Could LoveJoys be the album that pushes Pickwick to the next level? It could, if they get the kind of break they deserve. Tonight at the Doug Fir, they’ll celebrate the new album with Seattle indie-pop act Cataldo, whose new album Keepers sounds like dance music for wallflowers wearing Death Cab for Cutie T-shirts. BEN SALMON
9 pm, Doug Fir, $15-18

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