In the aftermath of The Room's comedic success, Tommy Wiseau is now doing an online "sitcom" called Neighbors. Here's a minute-long video from it:
My mind is reeling with metaphors through which to interpret this video: A toddler who just learned the word "poop," the man who killed the goose that laid the golden eggs, that guy who cut his own arm off in 127 Hours, the Friends spinoff show Joey, a very small man doing a faceplant into a gigantic mound of cocaine.
This will not work. This does not work. The minute Wiseau intimated that he was in on the joke, the joke was over. This is no good. This is no good.