The just lovely Bryce Dallas Howard showed up on Conan last night to promote Jurassic World, and exhibit her ability to cry on command* Even when the topic is as boring as Home Depot. WATCH.
*Not only can I not cry on command, I am unable to cry under any circumstances. Even when my mother passed away, nothing came out except for sand. This may be because I had my tear ducts cauterized when I was a child. Oh, well.