by Doug Brown
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Modern-day ninja Marshall Hall posted some first-person footage of some "chill climbs" in downtown Portland on Monday like he's in Assassin's Creed or something. Try to watch it without stressing out:
Also, kids, don't do this. It's a very bad idea to do this, no matter how cool it might look. You could easily screw up and gravity is unforgiving.