It's Primary Day in California (and elsewhere!) and tempers are already running hot. (Especially since the AP and a certain political gadfly named Dan Savage have already called the nominee race for Hillary.) So we understand your need to pointlessly and impotently scream your lungs out. HOWEVER! If you scream your lungs out at the same volume all day long, two things will undoubtedly happen: 1) Everyone will stop listening to you after the first or second scream, because it's fucking boring. And 2) You'll lose your voice... which is probably not the worst result, right? That's why you should take a tip from this cat, who along with her owner, has learned to MODULATE HER MEOWS to be loud when needed and softer when everyone is getting bored with loud meows. WATCH AND TRY IT YOURSELF!
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey