In a move surprising no one, President Obama has thrown his support behind his former secretary of state, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton (every time I type those words, I get a little thrill, because it took literally hundreds of years!). Don't worry, though, he says nice things about Bernie Sanders too:
He sure does sound like a kind of annoyed dad.
"I don't think there's ever been someone so qualified to hold this office," quoth POTUS, going on to add this delightful aside: "I say this as someone who had to debate her more than 20 times."
Meanwhile, Joe Biden wrote an incredible open letter to the survivor of the Stanford rape case.
I have to say, I LOVE the lame-duck Obama administration. I'm gonna miss these weirdos.