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How to Pick Up a Sailor (Or Rather Pick You Up)

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by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey

One of the Mercury's great joys of the summer is Fleet Week... and even more specifically, SAILORS. (Ah-RRROOOO! Pant, pant! Ah-OOOH-Gah!) That's why we always challenge ourselves to pick one up—or if we're really lucky, have them pick US up. For example...

Sold Out columnist Marissa gets a lift from our boys in white.
Sold Out columnist Marissa gets a lift from our boys in white.

Mercury publisher Rob recreating the most famous scene from An Officer and a Gentleman.
Mercury publisher Rob recreating the most famous scene from "An Officer and a Gentleman."

There isnt a person alive who wouldnt want to pick up Merc sales rep Anna—except maybe this sailor.
There isn't a person alive who wouldn't want to pick up Merc sales rep Anna—except maybe this sailor.

... so Anna found a sailor that was more her style.
... so Anna found a sailor that was more her style.

Too shy to approach a sailor? Here are some insanely useful tips! Got any pics of a sailor picking YOU up? Send it here (and no, it's not a fetish... we think).

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