Portland, are you kidding me with this Harry Potter closet under the stairs for rent?
A user on Reddit has brought this brought to our attenton:
Let's break this post down point by point: This 35 square foot cozy sanctuary is for rent now! Pro: You can live like Harry Potter! Maybe living under the stairs will even make you magic! Con: The Portland rental market is so bad you have to pay $300 to live in a windowless pantry.
And don't be confused, this isn't the small room crammed with Dudley's toys that Harry was forced to stay in at the Drusley's following his first year at Hogwarts. No, no, think way back, "if you remember the first movie," back when his Hogwarts acceptance letters are addressed to "the cupboard under the stairs."
JUST IMAGINE, YOU COULD LIVE IN THIS KIND OF LUXURY.
Despite its lavish attraction, there is one caveat to this magnificent abode. Renters "must be able to survive noise as we are a lively household/community."
But hey, the place comes fully furnished, and $300 a month is a SCREAMING DEAL. I guess I'm moving in with Ed and his loud-ass household/community!