by Anonymous
You and your crappy kids were in line in front of me at the local taco joint. You ordered several hamburgers, fries, maybe a taco.
I then ordered a burrito.
I watched as you got all chapped b/c my food was ready first. That was funny as you really to watch you stand up and put your tattooed daddy hands on your hips and cock your head and gesture like wtf?
Later as I was finishing, the mombie showed up and still, no hamburgers. Haw haw! Daddy is pissed!
Here's a tip: wear a condom earlier in life if you hate waiting!