by Megan Burbank
If you want your dreams to be weird for the rest of your life, see Swiss Army Man, directed by Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, and starring Daniel Radcliffe and Paul Dano. Radcliffe, working hard to quash your beloved associations of Harry Potter, portrays a farting corpse—a farting corpse that serves as a companion, prop, and man Friday to Dano's very sad young bearded man, Hank. Hank is just like most sad young bearded men, except he's also a castaway on an island, where his creepy new pal washes ashore.
The desert island is the least bizarre part of Swiss Army Man, and the exploits that follow are distasteful enough that I fully anticipate theater walkouts.