by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
By this point you're probably saying to yourself, "What can the Sharknado franchise show me that I haven't seen already?" Well, you've seen stars Tara Reid and Ian Ziering inwardly thanking god they still have a semi-regular paycheck coming in. And you've seen everyone from Will Wheaton to Perez Hilton to Kelly Osbourne to George R.R. Martin to Salt-N-Pepa's Sandy "Pepa" Denton mercilessly gutted by flying sharks. BUT! HAVE YOU SEEN THE GLOBALLY LOATHED COMEDIAN CARROT TOP RUTHLESSLY SQUASHED BY A SHARK? No, you haven't. But you can now, and in the following GIF and superfluous/silly/kinda charming trailer for Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens. Get ready to groan in a good way.
![carrot-top-sharknado.gif](http://media1.fdncms.com/portmerc/imager/u/original/18376790/1468598261-carrot-top-sharknado.gif)
Courtesy Uproxx