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Game of Thrones Recap: Joffrey's Presidential Dildo Edition

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Monarchies are stupid. Say what you will about democracies, at least they never invest power with juvenile little micro-sadists who command people to torture each other. Joffrey's monstrosity was on full display in last night's Game of Thrones episode, and it was kind of awkward to watch, to say the least.

Spoilers upon spoilers, after the jump.

If Eli Roth movies existed in Westeros, Joffrey would probably jerk off to them.
  • If Eli Roth movies existed in Westeros, Joffrey would probably jerk off to them.

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