I've said it before, and I will say it again, and I will say it until the day I die: The Rock is a goddamn hero, and a national treasure, and whether it's His inspirational Twitter or His inspirational Instagram or His inspirational alarm clock app, He never stops making the world a better place. The Rock will save us all.
BUT SPEAKING OF THE ROCK'S INSPIRATIONAL INSTAGRAM:
So, a nation—nay, a world—wonders: WHO IS THIS CANDYASS THAT THE ROCK HAS ZERO TOLERANCE FOR? Well, from the words of the Rock Himself, we know it's not one of the women in Fast 8 (you're off the hook, Helen Mirren [in more ways than one]), so it's one of the dudes. Who is it??? Let us vote and decide. This is your reminder that all Blogtown polls are irrefutable and legally binding.
IMPORTANT UPDATE, 5:28 PM:
"Production sources tell TMZ ... when the Rock went nuts on social media Monday night, claiming certain male co-stars were not stand up guys and too "chicken s***" to confront him ... he was referring to Vin. (Via.)
GASP.