by The Incredible Hulk
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Dear puny humans... HULK BROKE! First, landlord make Hulk pay “extra tenant fee” for puny Bruce Banner! Then, Hulk get “let go” from Forever 21! (Hulk fight with Assistant Manager Jenny! Hulk HATE Assistant Manager Jenny! She body shame Hulk.) And THEN Nigerian prince—not Black Panther—email Hulk and ask for $3,000! In return, Hulk get million bucks! But it six months and Nigerian prince not return Hulk emails. If Hulk can’t trust Nigerian prince, who can Hulk trust?!?
Anyway, Hulk need money! So Hulk have plan: write fake news! Hulk hear Russia pay good ruble for stories that not have single fact. Hulk perfect for job, because Hulk SMASH facts! Watch...