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Chatum Deserves Better Than This

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Erik Henriksen is out today, so as the office's Chatum Tot #2, it falls to me to blog about Jimmy Kimmel's latest bit of business, a music video called "Channing All Over My Tatum," featuring Jamie Foxx, Channing Tatum, Gabourey Sidibe, and Miley Cyrus. It goes a little something like this:

It's a fine attempt, but it doesn't really work. Mostly because (and I'm sure Erik would agree with me) there's too much stuff that isn't Chatum. And when there is Chatum, he isn't being his charming, suave, ridiculously handsome self. He's being a weird caricature of himself. Jamie Foxx is being Willie Beaman from Any Given Sunday, and that's cool—

—but when Chatum is on screen, I want CHATUM. RAW. UNCUT. THUMB-HEADED LIP-LICKING VAGUELY CONFUSED-LOOKING CHANNING FUCKING TATUM.

Instead I got Jimmy Kimmel making a jizz joke about his mom and Miley Cyrus eating some skittles. Eh. Whatever. Your mileage may vary.

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