Because HBO apparently knows that a) you're too lazy to figure out their HBO Go subscription service, and b) you get the sadz when you have to sit alone at your desk at lunchtime joylessly chewing a sandwich, they've posted BOTH the first and second episode of season three of Girls (which debuted last night) on YouTube. You know how to use YouTube, right?
Watch, enjoy, and keep your sizeist, anti-woman comments to yourself because they aren't anywhere near as interesting or original as you seem to think.