Good morning shitbirds.
by Anonymous I took the "liberty" of collecting all the spent fireworks garbage you and the rest of your backwards hatted friends left in the street, and dumping it onto your driveway.I'm sure there...
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Trump Campaign Spamming Foreign Leaders for Donations
by Matt Baume Take that, miscreant.a katz / Shutterstock.comHe's not even president yet, but Donald Trump is already making himself quite a pest to foreign leaders. According to various international...
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Now Republicans Want to Punish Democrats for That Gun Control Sit-in
by Eli Sanders With the Republican e-mail investigation over, the Republican sit-in investigation begins.Rob Crandall / Shutterstock.comThis definitely sounds like a great use of government time and...
View ArticleThe war on women
by Anonymous It's hard to be a woman today, it is.I live in a shithole apartment complex in SW. The rent just went up $120. The couple below me are alcoholics and fight all the time. Last week, in a...
View ArticleWatch Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama on Stage Together in North Carolina
by Christopher Frizzelle If you "care" about the email "scandal," well, knock yourself out. I'm too busy watching Hillary and Barack onstage together today to join you. Here's a flavor—including the...
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New Police Chief Mike Marshman Has Released His Full Personnel File, and An...
by Dirk VanderHart Mike Marshman before he was sworn in as police chief last week. Mike Marshman's been police chief for eight days, and he's already releasing a criminal investigation into...
View ArticleA Little Request
by Anonymous I really wish people would stop driving with their arm hanging out of the window. People who hang their arms out their windows really tighten my jaw and I don't know why. I guess it...
View ArticleI Not Care, Crooked Hillary is Still Guilty
by Anonymous When Bush ignored the "Bin Laden Determined to Attack the U.S." memo MONTHS before 9/11, we gave him a pass. In fact, that day is now an American holiday. When Bush lied about WMD's to...
View ArticleSummer's Here and It's Time to HUMP!
Make a five-minute dirty movie for HUMP! and win big cash money! HUMP! (AKA the Northwest's sweetest li'l homemade porn festival) once again invites amateur filmmakers, porn-star wannabes, hotties,...
View ArticleAll-Ages Action!
Turtlenecked’s new EP, Swish, contains erratic creations. by Emma Burke LISTENING TO Turtlenecked’s newest release, Swish, I initially made the mistake of thinking of the EP as one cohesive unit. How...
View ArticleJay Som’s Victory Moon Rising
Melina Duterte can seriously shred. by Ciara Dolan VICTORY MOON. That’s the loose translation of Jay Som, San Francisco musician Melina Duterte’s baby name generator-inspired band name. Since 2012,...
View ArticleBig Thief’s Masterpiece Finds the Right Alchemy
The Brooklyn band’s debut, Masterpiece, falls together seamlessly. by Ben Salmon FOR ALL OF its good qualities, one of the most likeable things about Brooklyn band Big Thief’s debut album,...
View ArticleDeerhoof Sets Pop on Fire
The legendary band’s new record, The Magic, embodies adventure. by Jeni Wren Stottrup DEERHOOF'S experimental pop is mired in a pure punk sense of adventure. For the past two decades they’ve mastered...
View ArticleCannabuzz: Is the DEA A-Okay?
Hold your horses, rescheduling weed isn’t happening just yet. by Josh Jardine HEY, YOU GUYS, did you hear? The federal government is about to make weed legal. No, for reals, I saw it on Facebook, the...
View ArticleAsk a Pot Lawyer: Democrats and Weed
Did the Democratic Party just endorse national legalization of weed? by Vince Sliwoski Did the Democratic Partyjust endorse national legalization of weed?NO, BUT the party added “marijuana law reform”...
View ArticleThings to Do Music
Noteworthy shows for the week of July 6-12 {{ image:3 }} WEDNESDAY 7/6LITTLE TYBEE, THE MONDEGREENS, THE FOURTH WALL (Doug Fir, 830 E Burnside) Over the past several years, more than enough indie-folk...
View ArticleSavage Love
"I thought we were good; turns out things were too good to be true." by Dan Savage My wife and I have been married for 14 years and in a committed (I assumed) relationship for 17 years. Sex between us...
View ArticleBowling Used to Be Huge in Portland
Bowling used to be huge in Portland. But now the sport—and its players—are changing. by Richard Percy HEAR THE ROLL, the crash, the mechanical reset. Smell the shoe deodorizer and the odors it can’t...
View ArticleEverything as Fuck
Stoned in Amsterdam. by Ian Karmel HELLO, DEAR READER. Dear sweet, sensual reader. Beloved, strong, even-keeled reader. READER TALLER THAN A TALL HORSE AND TWICE AS MIGHTY, CONSTANTLY BIRTHING AND...
View ArticleYes, Portland Has a Biennial
And the Portland2016 Biennial is Oregon’s biggest art show ever. by Megan Burbank GET AN ART HISTORY professor talking, and they’ll almost certainly start telling yarns about their favorite massive...
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