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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day: Fuck with the Developer
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey If you love "fun," then you may enjoy a brand new game this I, Anonymous blogger came up with called, "Fuck with the Developer."OH DO GO ON.I came up with a new game. Anyone...
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Here are but a few of the Reasons Why You Hate Mike Pence
by Matt Baume What could be more credible than covering yourself in all-caps slogans about your enemies?a katz / Shutterstock.comWhat's the worst thing about Donald Trump choosing Mike Pence as his...
View ArticleBreeders
by Anonymous To the hipsters that scowl at me and my infant child while we grocery shop or sully the public park where you like to sit in a cloud of expensive tobacco and dwell on your self involved...
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Don't Miss Taika Waititi's Hunt for the Wilderpeople
by Ned Lannamann Ricky Baker (Julian Dennison) is a troubled kid, a real bad egg. At least, that’s how the system has labeled him. Shuttled from foster home to foster home, he’s—supposedly—a...
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A Look at Muscle Beach, One of the Portland2016 Biennial’s Only Venues Inside...
by Eleanor Ford Lisa Radon’s exhibition at Muscle Beach presents the rare opportunity to see work from an established artist in a genuinely alternative setting.Lisa RadonAs a regional event,...
View ArticlePortland's Yelliest Bridge
by Anonymous Commuters of Tilikum Crossing, please stop yelling at me. I am sorry you are going to a job you dislike. I am sorry you are returning to a home you dislike. Please stop informing me...
View ArticleTrimet, What the Actual Fuck...
by Anonymous Trimet, get your shit together. Your max drivers need to learn that when they are at a stop and they see people getting off a bus at the same stop to fucking wait the 10 extra seconds to...
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Timbers Roll Over Seattle in Sumptuous Style
by Abe Asher Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland TimbersSome days, you get the park and wonder if your team is going to have enough. On Wednesday night against Montreal, for instance, the Portland Timbers...
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Captain Fantastic Cares Not for Your "Warm Showers" Or Your "iPhones" Or Your...
by Elinor Jones I have dreamt that it might be possible to raise my child in the woods, off the grid, to spare her this modern cultural hellscape filled with guns and Trumps. The fictitious Cash...
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Hello, Cleveland! We're on the Ground at the RNC.
by Heidi Groover We'll be slogging all week from Cleveland. HGWe arrived in Cleveland last night and tried to get the lay of the land. What we found: Lots of journalists, lots of cops, and not much...
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: My Touchy-Feely Potential Fiancé
by Dan Savage I'm a bisexual, hetero-amorous 38-year-old single mom of two boys, and six months ago, I got back together with a 50-year-old man I am head-over-heels in love with. He had been recently...
View ArticleDon't Hug Portland
by Anonymous I own a bar in Eastmorland and most of the customers are our friends. You came in and were served by a friendly bartender. Who gave you a hug.......and then you stuck around for at least...
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PPS Superintendent Carole Smith Now Says She'll Retire ASAP
by Dirk VanderHart Portland Public Schools' search for a new leader begins now—unexpectedly. In a surprise announcement this morning PPS Superintendent Carole Smith announced she'll formally leave the...
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Timbers Sell Adam Kwarasey Back to Norway
by Abe Asher Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland TimbersProfessional sports is a tough racket. You have to perform week in and week out in order to stay employed, but even if you do that, you can't get hurt....
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Move Over, Burnside 26! The New Apartment Building You'll Love to Hate is the...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Courtesy CraigslistYou've seen this behemoth perched on the Burnside Bridgehead, and now the YARD is advertising one bedroom apartments (available Aug 1) for the low, low price...
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Donald Trump's Ghostwriter: The Man's a "Sociopath"
by Matt Baume Are we 100% sure Donald Trump is a human being and not a child's party balloon come to life?Joseph Sohm / Shutterstock.comThe day after Donald Trump threw himself a lavish party to...
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Scott Baio's Path to RNC Glory
by Sean Nelson If his work in Skatetown USA is any indication, Baio is certain to be a commanding public speakerTinseltown/ShutterstockIf you're of a certain age and you see a headline that reads...
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Meet the Guy Who Says He Can Make $1,000 a Day Selling Trump Merch
by Heidi Groover Steve Scanlon, who's in Cleveland from Connecticut for the RNC, says he keeps Mace with him in case anyone tries to steal or destroy his pro-Trump merchandise. HG"Why Trump?" I ask...
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Advance Base Paints Curious Portraits of Fictional Lives
by Joshua James Amberson ADVANCE BASE Musical short stories.Jeffrey MariniOWEN ASHWORTH has written songs about bank robbers, obsessive recluses, and small-town riot grrrls. In his songs, Ashworth's...
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Good Morning, News: Superintendent Splits, Trump's Wife Plagiarizes, and Bike...
by Dirk VanderHart The big news, locally, is that Portland Public Schools Superintendent Carole Smith essentially bounced herself from any further involvement with the district yesterday, right after...
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