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Cannabis Wasn't Rescheduled, But There's Been Plenty of Other Activity
by Vince Sliwoski Dear Pot Lawyer,What's with all the federal weed law action? My head is spinning!MINE, TOO. Last week, the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) announced it would not change its...
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Pack Your Bags, There's a New Planet For Us to Ruin!
by Jennifer Campbell I'm going to put my couch over by that rock, okay? ESO/M. KornmesserEveryone: We may have an out. A group of scientists have confirmed to the journal Naturethe existence of a...
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Hey Bernie Bros, "Revolution" Is Not the Best Way to Structure a Political...
by Christopher Frizzelle "My bros. C'mon. Why are you fighting?"Crush Rush / Shutterstock.comIf you go to Bernie Sanders's website right now, it says, in huge letters: "The political revolution...
View ArticleIn Don't Breathe, the Fact That Stephen Lang Cannot See You Does Not In Any...
Watch out, idiots, he is going to fuck you up by Andrew Wright FOR A GENRE known for headbanging excess, it’s often the subtler things—rhythm, geography, use of negative space—that can put a horror...
View ArticleSnifflelifflegus
by Anonymous So you been sick huh? Sniff sniff. So you're sorry you've taken so long to get back to them, eh? Sniff sniff. As you go down your line of missed calls. Mr. Popular too, huh? You get a...
View ArticleTransplant Hate Coming from Who?
by Anonymous it seems to me the only people who hate an out-of-stater are the very people who base their personal cultural-fortitude on their travels, and get this, the places they've lived. I do it....
View ArticleCheater's Curse
by Anonymous I was a good girlfriend. I listened to you talk about yourself and talk about yourself and talk about yourself. I was the blow job queen, and overlooked your belching hobby and the phlegm...
View ArticleGentrification Homicide
by Anonymous Dear Rapid Gentrification Fucktard Developers: Finish your bullshit trustsfarian condo sidewalk so people don't have to walk in a narrow street anymore with busses and speeding cars: 30...
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Good Morning, News: Portland's Drunk-Driving Cop Loves Chick-fil-A
by Doug Brown Good morning, Portland. Please do me a personal favor and click these links. Allison KerekSix people died in car crashes in Portland between July 30 and August 19, the day 15-year-old...
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A Feel Bad Story in Disguise: Two Florida Hospitals Won't Bill Orlando Pulse...
by Dan Savage From the Seattle vigil for victims of the Orlando shooting.Kelly OOrlando Sentinel:Orlando Health and Florida Hospital will not bill survivors of the Pulse nightclub massacre for...
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Tonight: Penelope Spheres Comes to Portland, with Dudes and Suburbia
by Robert Ham Film critics have been spending a fair amount of time lately marveling at the trajectory of directors like Taika Waititi and Ryan Coogler, who started off making modest, personal...
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Mayor Charlie Hales Wants to Extend Portland's Housing State of Emergency By...
by Dirk VanderHart A proposed shelter at Terminal 1 relies on the city's housing "state of emergency."Mayor Charlie Hales is preparing to push his council colleagues to take a step stronger than...
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Drink Like a Greek (with Greek Wine!)
by MJ Skegg Able FarmsGreek wine doesn’t have the best of reputations—and that’s even if you’ve heard about it. Which is a shame, as Greece has some excellent wineries and the quality is only getting...
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The All Jane Comedy Fest Lineup is Here, with Headliner Maria Bamford and...
by Megan Burbank IT'S BACK!All Jane Comedy FestThe lineup for the fifth annual All Jane Comedy Festival is here, and Maria Bamford, the star of Lady Dynamite and also my friendship dreams, is...
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Trump Now Has the Same Position on Illegal Immigration He Once Ridiculed Jeb,...
by Christopher Frizzelle This maniac.Dan Fleckner / Shutterstock.comFor the last two nights, Donald Trump has appeared on his propaganda platform of choice, Fox News's Hannity, and on both nights,...
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: A Little History Lesson...
by Dan Savage Originally posted on November 26, 2014.I am a bi male in my early 20s who until recently was in the closet. I have been exploring my sexuality for the past year, and I didn't want to...
View ArticleDial It Down, Way Down
by Anonymous YESSS! NY society know nothings are shit talking Portland!!!!!!! Because of assholes like you![ Comment on this story ][ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticlePortland Summers
by Anonymous I can't wait for the dark, cold rain to come and the magnificent summer to end. I'm so so so so so soooo sick, tired, and disgusted of seeing all these hopeless and aimless "street"...
View ArticleBlack Lifestyles Matter
by Anonymous Yes, thank you Hillary. She's as racist as you can get. Yup, that's the unedited version. White lifestyles don't rise to the radar. She's using Black Crime, fools(TRUMP?). What about...
View ArticlePlease Don't Be a Dick
by Anonymous At this current moment, you are a *cyclist*: an individual using a bicycle—a method of transportation and source of enjoyment which many of us hold close to our hearts, to behave (in...
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