What If Donald Trump Were Gay?
by Dan Savage Two failed marriages, five children by three different women, multiple bankruptcies, scams (Trump University), ripping people off (contractors and suppliers), bragging about the size of...
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Donald Trump Gets Ready to Lose This Election to Nasty Women Everywhere
by Megan Burbank Donald Trump needs the nasty woman vote to win, and he's lost it. Sad!Gage Skidmore / CC 2.0 BY SAWell, it happened again. A racist Cheeto insulted our intelligence by talking over...
View ArticleFilth vs. Filthy
by Anonymous Your personal bathroom hygiene is disgusting and I've had enough. For 4 years I've had to work in an office with you, and for 4 years you've left skids on the bowl. I know it's you...
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Good Morning, News: Endorsements, the NW Portland Explosion, and the Final...
by Doug Brown Good morning, Portland. This batch of links is particularly strong, so do yourself a favor and click on them.Out in print as of yesterday is our 2016 general election endorsement guide...
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Savage Love Letter of the Day: Post-Marital Counseling
by Dan Savage I committed to my partner—agreed to plan our lives and goals around the concept of being together indefinitely—and married them (for tax benefits and hospital visitation rights) within...
View ArticleAll the Best Tweets from Last Night's Presidential Debate
by Tricia Romano Embed from Getty ImagesThe third and final debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump was somewhat subdued. Trump didn't spend the entire time roving around the stage and staring...
View ArticleReign on Global Warming
by Anonymous I work in the service industry and get to see first hand not only the disgusting, piggy and disrespectful nature of humans, but also that harsh reality of the true nature of life. The...
View ArticleGlobal Warming is a Two Part Issue
by Anonymous I don't even work at the Moda or Convention Center. I can only imagine. I try to do my part. I bring my own bags to shopping and tell restaurants I have my own bag for take out. I give...
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After a Sharply Worded Federal Report on Police Reforms, City Council is...
by Dirk VanderHart Portland City Council has hastily scheduled an executive session this afternoon, days after the US Department of Justice filed a long report [PDF] critical of some of the city's...
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Things To Do Tonight!
by Mercury Staff Alejandro Escovedo You can’t get your paws on legendary songwriter Alejandro Escovedo’s new album, Burn Something Beautiful, until October 28, so think of tonight’s super-intimate...
View ArticleTrump Promises To Accept Results of Election...
by Dan Savage ...but the ranting fascist has one condition:TPM:Yet later in his speech, after recycling unfounded accusations that the presidential race will be rigged as a result of mass voter fraud,...
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The Portland Mercury Endorses: Chloe Eudaly for City Commissioner, Position 4
by the Mercury Endorsement Strike Force ILLUSTRATIONS BY JEREMY EATONCITY COMMISSIONER, POSITION 4:Chloe EudalyIt all comes back to housing.We were the only newspaper to endorse Reading Frenzy owner...
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Public Service Announcement: Please Don't Park Like a Butthole
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Look, I get it: You're in a rush. You're probably late for work, and your top priority is getting to the job on time and putting food on the table for your family. I love that...
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The Portland Mercury Endorsement: Vote Yes on Measure 97
by the Mercury Endorsement Strike Force SVETLANA / ISTOCKMEASURE 97:YesTo be frank, we don’t completely buy the line coming from either side of the debate around Measure 97, the hugely contentious $3...
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Flock of Dimes Finds Inspiration in Isolation
by Robin Bacior FLOCK OF DIMES Inspiration in isolation.Paley FairmanAS THE WORLD becomes more and more interconnected, it grows increasingly difficult to disconnect. This became a bit of a problem...
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Steroids, Domestic Violence, and a Wrongful Arrest: Revelations from The New...
by Doug Brown SQUID VICIOUS / CC 2.0 BY SAA Portland police officer was busted for using steroids and resigned. Another cop was arrested for domestic assault and was just given a reprimand letter....
View ArticleI Thought I Did the Right Thing
by Anonymous Dear Holier Than Thou Cat Mom:I'm sorry (not sorry) for finding your cat and driving to the animal hospital 5 miles away to figure out if he's lost or not. You didn't have to be so...
View ArticleI'm That Guy
by Anonymous You know when you come across some construction and, say, two lanes must form into one? You know the guy who races to the front of the line, right before the lanes merge, and cuts someone...
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Good Morning, News: Steroidal Cops, Obama Backs Kate Brown, and Tonight's...
by Dirk VanderHart Twice a year, the city's Police Review Board quietly drops a report detailing serious complaints against officers. And the latest—months late—just came out. Allow Merc reporter Doug...
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Things To Do This Weekend!
Things to do for October 21-23 by Mercury Staff It's the last weekend before Halloween 100% consumes us all in a spicy, orangey, sexy-costumes-for-things-that-shouldn't-in-any-way-be-sexy fireball of...
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