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Things to Do Tonight!
by Mercury Staff Colin Mochrie and Friends The United States has lost its dignity, so we urge to you applaud Canadians. Start tonight, when improv comedy legend Colin Mochrie takes Revolution Hall by...
View ArticleOutta My Way!
by Anonymous Get the fuck out of my way at the grocery store!i mean it! I know there is a lot to buy and thanksgiving is in a few days, but for fucks sake; do you need to block the entire aisle with...
View ArticleThe Absolute Fear
by Anonymous As a woman of childbearing years it really has become abundantly clear that men hate and fear us. Why else would you vote against us and our basic human rights? Imagine just for a moment...
View ArticlePortland Protest
by Anonymous I know some of the protest going on in Portland deserve your voice to be heard. Some of you must have been brought in from Estacada. I love it when we make the national news, because of...
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Things to Do This Week!
Things to do for November 21-24 by Mercury Staff Waiting for you at the end of this week is a holiday we call Thanksgiving. It sometimes seems as if the name is almost ironic, and this year might make...
View ArticleGood Morning, News: Cops vs. Protesters at Standing Rock, Hamilton vs. Trump,...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! When your man wanna get buckwild, just go back and hit 'em up style. Put your hands on his cash and spend it to the last dime for all the hard times....
View ArticleAnnouncing the HUMP! 2016 Awards
by Dan Savage Before we get to the winners...Showing up to host HUMP! last Wednesday night, less than 24 hours after Donald Trump won the election, was difficult. Like everyone at On the Boards that...
View ArticleStrong, Smart, Loud: Hillary Clinton Is Everything We Have Been Taught Women...
by Tricia Romano Who would you rather have running the country? The most qualified presidential candidate ever to run for office who happens to be a woman... or (check all that apply):__ a racist.__ a...
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The Walking Dead Recap: The Return of Karate Jesus
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Hey Walking Dead fans! Did you watch last night's episode? Are you happy about the return of Karate Jesus, and wish he had just stared at the camera for an entire episode? Then...
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Loving Is the Movie We Need Right Now. Too Bad Loving Is Kind of Boring.
by Ned Lannamann This is a heck of a time for a movie like Loving. The historical drama/romance, from director Jeff Nichols, examines the lives of Richard and Mildred Loving, an interracial Virginia...
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The Seabound Troubadour
by Ciara Dolan SEU JORGE See? Waterworld isn’t all bad!Touchstone PicturesTHOUGH SEU JORGE has released several fantastic solo records and starred in a dozen movies, his role in Wes Anderson’s 2004...
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: Help! I'm Being Sext-Shamed By My Asexual Ex!
by Dan Savage I have no fucking idea where to start. It's a long fucking story. Basically, I'm a heterosexual guy who used to really like sex, but how is now living with my asexual ex-girlfriend who...
View ArticleWatch the Trailer for Netflix's New Barack Obama Biopic, "Barry"
by Jessica Fu Netflix has released the trailer for its new Barack Obama biopic, Barry. Set in the 1981, the film depicts the college-age president-to-be, played by Devon Terrell, as he moves to New...
View ArticleMeanwhile On Our Nation's Television Screens: Are Jews People?
by Dan Savage This just happened on @CNN: Are Jews People? pic.twitter.com/SZD4mr1Vqc— Maia Efrem (@maiaefrem) November 21, 2016Good fucking God. Also, what he said:Genuinely curious about the...
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TONIGHT! Don't Miss the Hilarious "I, Anonymous Show"
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey If you’ve been unlucky enough to miss the first two I, Anonymous Shows… well, it’s time to change your luck for the better! Some of the best/strangest/sickest I, Anonymous...
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Cops Arrested Well-Known Activist Greg McKelvey During A Monday Protest March
by Dirk VanderHart Greg McKelvey, at an October protest.Doug BrownA visible leader of the new group Portland's Resistance was arrested Monday night, amid a protest largely comprised of Portland Public...
View ArticleDreamboat
by Anonymous There you were pants hanging off your ass, buttcrack showing. Smoking in a sheltered area where regular civilians were subject to the cig smoke. Then you started blowing snot rockets like...
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Good Morning, News: Protesting the Mayor's March, Free-Bridge Trickery, and...
by Dirk VanderHart It's the Tuesday before Thanksgiving, and Mayor Charlie Hales wants you to walk with him. Hales' office is planning a "March of Hope" this afternoon at 3 pm. It's essentially from...
View ArticleConnecting the Racist Dots...
by Anonymous Trumps names Steve Bannon as chief White House strategist. Bannon is the executive chairman of Breitbart News. Bannon declared Breitbart News as "the platform for the alt-right." Bannon...
View ArticleThe People Donald Trump Should Be Apologizing To
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Jimmy Kimmel did a funny recap of this past weekend's Hamilton/Trump feud ("Who gets in a feud with a Broadway musical??"), covering Trump's tweets, vice presidential robot...
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