Rapping Weatherman? I Cannot Resist You.
Rapping weathermen. From Idaho. You know it's going to be terrible, right? And it is terrible—until suddenly, for some inexplicable reason, IT'S NOT SO TERRIBLE. I kind of like this terrible rapping...
View ArticleMore Squeal-Worthy Info on Joss Whedon's S.H.I.E.L.D
Nerd warlord Joss Whedon spoke with MTV regarding his green-lit new TV series S.H.I.E.L.D—based of course on MY personal fave Marvel comic, Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Oh, and sure I suppose...
View ArticleWalking Dead Trailer: Fight the Dead!
Here's the new trailer for season three of The Walking Dead that is titled (for you salivary purposes) "Fight the Dead." WHAT? You don't want to fight the dead? What are you... CHICKEN?!?...
View ArticleThe It Gets Better Project Wins the Emmys' Governors Award!
Terry and Dan! And Dan in a motherfucking suit!Great news! From the NYT: [T]he Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, presented its Governors Award to the It Gets Better Project, an online video...
View ArticleSherlock vs. Blue's Clues: ON WHOM DO YOU WAGER?!?
Hey, are you in love with the BBC's awesome Sherlock, starring Benedict Cumberbatch? YES? And do you equally dig the mind-bending mysteries of Blue's Clues? Ummm... not so much? OH. Well, check out...
View ArticleSaved by the Applause Sign! [Applause.]
Here's a video that documents the top 20 terrible SNL sketches that were mercifully stopped by the "applause" sign. It's funny, because every one of these sketches is awkward... and they don't know...
View ArticleWould You Pay $5 to Watch Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly Eviscerate Each Other?
Calling all people who like to watch other people fight each other! Liberal knee-jerker Jon Stewart and conservative toothless bulldog Bill O'Reilly are planning on mixing it up again—though this time...
View ArticleWhy Mitt Romney is Scared of TV
There's a lot of great gaffes and terrible opinions in the full hour-long version of the Mitt Romney Dinner Party of Disaster™—but since I'm the TV guy, let's hear what he specifically had to say...
View ArticleNew Parks and Recreation Teaser! WHOOP NOW!
Check out this new Parks and Recreation teaser featuring two laff-filled minutes from their season five opener debuting Sept 20 at 8:30 pm on NBC. Best line ever: "Great news! Tons of old people have...
View ArticleFox News Host Wants a Federal Investigation of South Park
Fair and balanced™ FOX News & Commentary host Todd Starnes sat on a panel called "Religious Hostility in America" for a Values Voter Summit in Washington recently (because he's... you know... fair...
View ArticleChaos on Bullshit Mountain
Jon Stewart burned Fox News's house down and ate Mitt Romney's lunch last night. This is must-watch TV, in three parts: The Daily Show with Jon StewartGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political...
View ArticleLiz & Dick Trailer: They Drink, They Fight, They Fuuuu... ornicate.
In case you're one of the poor souls who refuse to read "One Day at a Time," you should know that Lindsay Lohan was finally able to land a job, playing Elizabeth Taylor in the terribly named Lifetime...
View ArticleBreakbad Mountain: Aaron Paul Approved!
Eric Posen and Jason Mittleman created this very lovely and funny mashup of Brokeback Mountain and Breaking Bad, appropriately entitled Breakbad Mountain. You should check it out, because it's Aaron...
View ArticleHomer Simpson Does His Civic Duty
Wouldn't it be nice if that was what actually happened when people pulled the lever for Romney? (And suicide jokes aren't funny, people. Except the one in this clip. It's actually pretty funny.) [...
View ArticleA Roundup of All Things David Lynch
A roundup of Twin Peaks fashion, Lynch whatnots, and evil corporations loving on the things you love over on MOD. Take the journey. [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleI Have Absolutely Nothing to Say About the Emmys
Except that maybe I agree with Julianne Moore. Courtesy ABC You got anything to say about it? I won't stand in your way. BUT! If for some reason you did think it was "entertaining," I invite you to...
View ArticleUgh! I Don't Want This Portlandia Season Two DVD. DO YOU?!?
So I get an email from somebody—I forget who—that asked, "Hey, do you want the second season DVD of Portlandia that will be officially released on September 25 (also in Blu Ray)?" And without...
View ArticleLucille Bluth or Mitt Romney?
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View ArticleToday in Inappropriate (But OH, So Appropriate) Kids Halloween Costumes
Parents who dress their children up as Walt and Jesse from Breaking Bad for Halloween: Bad parents, good parents, or fucking awesome parents? Hat tips to Zeppelin Girl. [ Subscribe to the comments on...
View ArticleNow at Target: American Horror Story Gimp Suit!
If you haven't started thinking about your Halloween costume yet... THINK. And while you're thinking, think of this American Horror Story "Gimp Suit," available from Target! The perfect choice for any...
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