We Ranked The Best Box Wines Because We Classy
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by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Don't need no hateration, holleratin' in this dance for me. Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting so just dance for me. LET'S GO TO PRESS.Coach...
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by Elizabeth Mollo There are SO MANY awesome events coming up in the next few days that I need to split them between two posts: one for this week (the post you are about to read) and one for this...
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by Ned Lannamann TV may get all the shine nowadays, but old-fashioned movie-star charisma goes a long way. Case in point: Warren Beatty, who’s returned to movies after a 15-year hiatus. He wrote,...
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Re-Run Theater: Doctor Who: The Invasion of Time As we stumble through 2016's darkest timeline, we find bright spots where we can. Here's one! The Hollywood Theatre's Re-Run Theater series is showing...
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by Christopher Frizzelle If I pray hard enough, will Betsy DeVos and Mike Pence just go away?Betsy DeVos Media Photo/ShutterstockI can't believe we're back to conversion therapy being a mainstream...
View ArticleLots of Money that Could Be Better Spent
by Anonymous So they fire the Ducks football coach and assistants and now the state has to come up with a pile of money (I have heard 15 mil) to buy out their contracts. This is a state that says it...
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: Live In Nope
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View ArticleAfter Video of Rough Arrest During a Trump Protest, Portland's Independent...
by Doug Brown Portland police officers arresting Kathryn Stevens on November 21twitter.com/GregoryMcKelveyTo activist Gregory McKelvey, a Portland police officer tried to break Kathryn Stevens' neck....
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by Anonymous To the man who yelled at me to "go home" on my commute this morning (I still have my CA plates, although I'm an OR native): I'm sorry for the frustration you must feel at the rising cost...
View ArticleGood Morning, News: Mayor Calls for Police Inquiry, Pot Testing Problems, and...
by Dirk VanderHart Lots of news popping off this Thursday morning, Portland. Tie a linen around your neck, and let's dig in. First, read about how Mayor Charlie Hales has asked the city's Independent...
View ArticleThings to Do Comedy
Funny things to do for the month of December by Chipp Terwilliger Tig Notaro Fresh off her funny, moving, and all-around terrific autobiographical Amazon series, One Mississippi, the unstoppable Tig...
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How to eat, drink, and be merry for the month of December by Mercury Staff St Johns Winter Beer Fest The sixth annual celebration of winter beer, (the best beer), featuring 20 different winter brews,...
View ArticleBlazer Recap: The Blazers Halt the Pacers, 131-109
by Aris Hunter Wales Ok. Let’s all take one, big, collective deep breath…and exhale slowly. Now that we’re relaxed, we can all ask in unison, “What the fuck is going on with the Blazers, man!?!” What...
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by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey There are still those who say we should "listen" to the people who voted for Trump, because they have important things that we need to hear. FINE. Here's a great example of...
View ArticleBoise's Treefort Music Festival Just Announced the First Round of Artists on...
by Ciara Dolan Acid Mothers Temple at Treefort 2016Katie SummerFinally some good news: Treefort just announced the first wave of artists playing next year's festival, which takes place in downtown...
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