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Panic, Parents! No More Dora on Netflix!
As you've probably heard, Netflix recently lost a sizable number of offerings on their streaming service—nothing extremely damaging, because it wasn't all that great to begin with. HOWEVER! If you're a...
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KOIN TV to Farm Out Work to Indiana, Lay Off Staff
KOIN TV will layoff its master control staff in coming weeks, as the station's new corporate owners farm those jobs to a station in Indiana. That move, announced to staffers April 30, has drawn howls...
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TV Conspiracy Theories: Is Megan Draper Destined to Meet the Fate of Sharon...
If you're a Mad Men fan and you're not reading Tom and Lorenzo's Mad Men fashion recaps—YOU SHOULD. They are insanely smart breakdowns of each episode, told from the point of view of each character's...
View ArticleThe Best Charlie Brown Hiphop Remix You'll Hear Today
MC ScienZe brings us a truly inspired and wicked dope hiphop remix that features soundbites from the original Peanuts cartoons and a rap that gets to the heart of Charlie Brown's oh-so-futile...
View ArticleWho's Right? Who's Wrong?: Netflix vs. NYT
It's time to play... WHO'S RIGHT? WHO'S WRONG? The new game in which we present two sides of an argument, and you, the public, decide... WHO'S RIGHT? WHO'S WRONG?Our contestants today are Netflix—a...
View ArticleSnoop Lion on One Life To Live? Ho! Ho! Ho! WHAT A COUNTRY!
The recently renamed Snoop Lion makes a cameo on the now internet only soap One Life to Live—and is apparently there just to confuse old white men. Watch.[ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleHey Greek News Anchor! There are People Having SEX! Like, RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!
NO, Greek news anchor! Not over your left shoulder! Over your RIGHT shoulder! Just turn around, and... NO! Don't look down, look UP! Look at the monitor! THE MONITOR DIRECTLY BEHIND YOUR RIGHT SHOU—oh,...
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So Who's Next? The Hunt for a New Doctor Begins
It had been rumored for quite awhile, and on midnight, June 1st, the BBC declared the rumor to be true: Matt Smith, the Eleventh Doctor, will not be returning for the eighth series (they call them...
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Game of Thrones Recap: Throwing the Book Across the Room Edition
If you haven’t read the books and the events of last night’s Game of Thrones were a surprise to you, then you’re probably experiencing all kinds of bad feel-feels right now. Anger. Confusion....
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Live Pete & Pete Reunion Coming to Portland?? YESSS, THANK YOU I WILL.
As oft mentioned in this platform, I love me some The Adventures of Pete & Pete—the classic Nick kids show from the mid-90s that Allmusic rightly calls "the greatest children's show ever." Don't...
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Mad Men's California Vacation
Was last night the best night of television ever? Between GoT, Mad Men, and Venture Brothers, it was an emotional evening. And while I'm a little jealous of all the Game of Thrones recappers today, I'm...
View ArticleForensic Expert in O.J. Simpson Case Calls Game of Thrones "Unrealistic"
Everybody's talking about last night's very bloody episode of Game of Thrones—particularly the last scene. (Check out our recap here.) HOWEVER! An expert witness in the O.J. Simpson trial, forensic...
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Arrested Development Mystery # 3,491: Portia's Face
Here's one for the Blogtown Crime Cracker Club! Obviously everyone who has been watching the new season of Arrested Development has noticed something... ummm... different(?) about Lindsay's (Portia de...
View ArticleNew It's Always Sunny Promos... Or Swedish Art Films? YOU BE THE JUDGE!
Hat tips to Variety for bringing us three new season 9 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia promos—each parodying Swedish art films. Funny stuff! And fuck YOU, Swedish art films! HAR! HAR! HAR!TWO MORE...
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Today's News About the Rock (Wednesday, June 5, 2013 Edition)
First, do you know how amazing the Rock is?For the past 15 weekends—yes, since Feb. 22—the Rock has had at least one movie in the Top 10 at the U.S. box office. And considering audiences’ enduring love...
View ArticleNew Netflix Series A-Comin'!: Orange is the New Black
Here's a trailer for the newest Netflix exclusive joint dropping on July 11 called Orange is the New Black, starring Taylor Schilling, Jason Biggs, Natasha Lyonne, Kate Mulgrew and Taryn Manning. THE...
View ArticleThe Greatest Event in Television History... AGAIN!
I warned you this was coming... so did you stay up late to watch The Greatest Event in Television History 2—the much anticipated sequel to the first Greatest Event in Television History in which Parks...
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Walking Dead Zombie Arrested in Obama Ricin Case
A woman has been arrested in connection with the letters containing Ricin that were mailed to President Obama and NYC Mayor Bloomberg on Wednesday, May 29—aaaaaand you've probably seen her on...
View ArticleNBC's Siberia: Hunger Games for People You Hate
NBC tips its hat to The Hunger Games, Blair Witch Project, and Lost all at once with this new summer series debuting July 1 called Siberia. It's about a fictional reality show where 16 contestants are...
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Game of Thrones Recap: Mopping Up the Mess Edition
Game of Throne's big, bloody climax was last week. Last night's season finale mopped up the mess, and assured viewers that yes, there will be consequences. The war may be over, but the conflict...
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