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Recapsville: Mad Men Ends For Now
A difficult season of Mad Men ends with an episode that throws the characters into turmoil and the future of the show into the unknown. Along the way it dabbled in morbidity, sentiment, and found some...
View ArticlePaula Deen Loses Critical Ham Sponsorship
You've undoubtedly heard about TV chef Paula Deen's terrible, terrible week in which she admitted to using racial slurs and had her ass drop-kicked off the Food Network. Well the hits just keep on...
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Lunchtime TV: Watch the Premiere Episode of Drunk History
1) Get yourself a sandwich! 2) Get yourself a drink! 3) An alcoholic drink! 4) Sit down, eat the sandwich, drink the drink. 5) Watch the premiere episode of the hilarious Drunk History (formerly a...
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Book vs. TV: Under the Dome
I read Stephen King's Under the Dome a couple weeks ago, in a holiday-weekend binge-read that had up me up until 3 am a few times. The book is too long and for a good 200 pages made me feel so terrible...
View ArticleJohn Lennon Auditions for The Voice
What if John Lennon participated in the "blind auditions" segment on The Voice? (That's where the judges turn their backs to the singer, so he/she can be judged on vocal ability alone.) It might go...
View ArticlePaula Deen's Today Show Breakdown: "I Is What I Is!"
Because I'm a terrible person, I kind of get a kick out of this. For the love of all that's holy, don't watch the entire 14 minute Today show interview with accused racist Paula Deen (who was recently...
View ArticleLunchtime TV: Watch the Premiere Episode of Siberia
I prattle on about this show in this week's I Love Television™ (which should be in your grubby paws any minute now), but! If you'd like to spend today's lunch hour watching the new NBC creepy faux...
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Win Tix to PetesFest! (The Pete & Pete Reunion Show!)
Fans of the awesome classic Nickelodeon show The Adventures of Pete & Pete listen up! You do not want to miss PetesFest—a cast reunion live on the Hollywood Theatre stage this Friday & Saturday...
View ArticleBleep Blorp Let Me Help You Pick a Movie
Do you, like no one, miss huddling around a computer to play You Don't Know Jack? Then you're in luck, because I'm pretty sure Netflix hired the same guy who shouted at you during that game to be Max,...
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TV News You Can Use: New Girl Comes to Netflix
Don't you groan! Don't you DARE groan! New Girl—as adorkable as it is—has the BEST ensemble cast on television, and anyone who says differently gets a tonsil massage with my tongue! (I figure that's...
View ArticleSharknado: Two Things That Might Not Go Together Well
Sharks.Tornados.SHARKNADO!!Tara Reid.Beverly Hills 90210's Ian Ziering.Tornados.REIDZIERINGADO!!Sharknado premieres on Thursday, July 11 at 9 pm on (surprise!) Syfy.[ Subscribe to the comments on this...
View ArticleYay! More Aaron Sorkin "Sorkinisms"!
Much ado was made about this super awesome compilation of Aaron Sorkin lines that he stole from himself to put in his other series. And now, because YOU asked for it, here's"Sorkinisms Part...
View ArticleThose "Twee" Cover Oregon Ads
The new Cover Oregon spots start airing on your telly-vision today, but they've already made their rounds on the internet. The spots are part of a multimillion dollar state ad campaign to raise...
View ArticleNew Comedy Bang! Bang! Trailer: Twerk It!
Comedy Bang! Bang! (AKA "The best show on IFC) (Sorry, that other show) returns Friday July 12 at 10 pm, with a brand new season of surreal interviews and sketches featuring the funniest folk currently...
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Portrait Photog Sets Out to Debunk Portlandia—Debunks Himself
Wired brings us this story of yet another out-of-towner who wants to suckle and cash in on the Portlandia teat (oh, hello Lauren Weedman)—meet San Francisco portrait photographer Kirk Crippens who came...
View ArticleStand Around and Look Interested in Something... For Big Bucks!!
When you think about it ACTING is nothing more than standing around looking interested in things that you really don't give two flying handshakes about... and you do that already, right? So make some...
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Good Afternoon, Sharknado News!
Sharknado inspires more tweets than Game of Thrones'"Red Wedding"—because... DUH.Behold! Some of Sharknado's best GIFs and Vines!Sharknado star Ian Ziering shocked by Sharknado success... but not...
View ArticleABC Gives Anti-Vaccine Kook a Huge Platform
Huffington Post says:Jenny McCarthy will be the co-host of "The View," Barbara Walters announced Monday.So the most prominent anti-vaccine nutjob in the world gets a gig hosting the most influential...
View ArticleOf Ghost Sharks, Full House, and Jordan
THREE CRUCIAL TV THINGS OF NOTE:1) John Stamos and his band from Full House (Jesse and the Rippers! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!) are reuniting this Friday, July 19 on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Here is their...
View ArticleAwww Dammit—I Forgot the Best Part!
As I mentioned this morning, Kristen Wiig killed it on Jimmy Fallon's show pretending to be Michael Jordan (who she knows practically nothing about) while wearing an absolutely terrible bald cap wig....
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