Rashida Jones and Rob Lowe Leave Parks and Rec: Like, Lit'rilly.
As the title states above, it's been announced that Rob (Chris Traeger) and Rashida (Ann Perkins) are leaving Parks and Recreation in the middle of season six, reportedly with "a big bang." (DON'T...
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The New Doctor is...
...Houdini.Or at least, that's the codename the BBC is using. Or at least, that's what I think is what's going on, but I can't confirm it from official sources yet, because fucking bullshit, that's...
View Article"Boy Wonder, I Love You!": Robin Teams Up With Zappa
Tomorrow is the release party for Batman '66—a comic return to the days when Bats wasn't such a goddamn Grumpy Gus—at Bridge City Comics, which of course reminds me of the campy late '60s Batman TV...
View ArticleA Second Chance to Like "Blurred Lines"
Now here's a quandary! You categorically HATE Robin Thicke's summer jam "Blurred Lines" for reasons both musical and feminist. And yet you LOVE Jimmy Fallon and the Roots playing popular songs in the...
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Lindsay Lohan: Give This Girl Her Own Show!
If you haven't heard, Lindsay Lohan (fresh outta rehab for the... second? Third time? I forget!) is subbing as guest host for Chelsea Handler's gab fest Chelsea Lately all next week (starting Mon Aug 5...
View ArticleSherlock Season 3 Teaser!
The amazingly awesome Sherlock is returning for a third season, and.... WHAT? Sherlock is somehow... ALIVE?? And John Watson somehow has... A MUSTACHE?? Here's a very teasing teaser![ Subscribe to the...
View ArticleShut Up, You Stupid Baby Nerd: A Blogtown Poll
The internet was thrilled last week by the victory of adorable 7th grader Skyler Hornback—the all-time winner on Jeopardy's "KId's Week." HOWEVER! The internet was less thrilled by Jeopardy's treatment...
View ArticleHappy Birthday, The O.C.!
Ten years ago tonight, the FOX network debuted a teen nighttime soap called The O.C.—and the world irrefutably changed forever. Here's a great montage of early season one clips set to The O.C.'s theme...
View Article"The Game Called Life Is Really In"
Meet your new religion, starring Robert "Sweathog" Hedges, Ruth "unitard" Buzzi, and Donny and Marie (who "gotta have that funk.")[ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleBreaking Bad: The Middle School Musical is the Best Thing Ever Created EVER
Rhett & Link—the geniuses behind tons of viral videos—have topped themselves and everyone on the planet by making this gem titled, Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical. If you've ever wanted to...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan: Again, Give This Girl a Show!
After the monumental pile of crap the media (us included) have heaped upon Lindsay Lohan—a good 67 percent of it deserved—I'm ready to hop on the "Give Lindsay Lohan her own show" bandwagon. Especially...
View ArticleRelationship Advice from The O.C.'s Sandy Cohen
Think you've damaged your current relationship beyond repair? Well, you haven't done everything you can to save it until you watch and apply the knowledge you learn from this video of "Sandy Cohen's...
View ArticleSharknado Star Tara Reid Explains Sharks (Not Very Well!)
I don't like YouTube clips with the words "Dumb Blonde" in the title. However, in this video's defense, Sharknado star Tara Reid is indeed blonde... and her "scientific" explanation of sharks in this...
View ArticleOr*l H*rpes Would Have Been Fine
Sometimes, the best part of my morning inbox is an outraged e-mail from evangelical Christian fucknuts One Million Moms. I like those e-mails because they promote useless boycotts against TV shows and...
View ArticleTerrible Employee Gives Mercury Terrible Employees a Run for Their Money
I don't think I need to remind anyone that Mercury employees are... the... WORST. They fill up the office refrigerator with moldy fruits, spoiled milk, and skeet blankets. They clip their nails... in...
View ArticleParks and Recreation: Serial Killer Unit
Usually when a sitcom is recut to resemble a horror movie trailer, it's simply just not believable. But in this new Parks and Recreation trailer in which Leslie Knope is depicted as a serial killer? I...
View ArticleRest in Peace, Karen Black
Cult film and TV actress Karen Black—best known for a multitude of roles in the '60s and '70s such as Easy Rider, Five Easy Pieces, and Nashville—died yesterday at the age of 74 of ampullary cancer....
View ArticleMasters of Sex Trailer!
Showtime's upcoming new series Masters of Sex, about Masters and Johnson—the scientific researchers famous for their studies of BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW-WOW—has a trailer, and you can watch it! It's looks...
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The Breaking Bad Chitty Chat Club!
Did you and three-quarters of America watch last night's final season premiere of Breaking Bad? YOU DID??? YAY!! Let's chitty-chat about it! Check out my spoiler-filled reactions and YOUR far more...
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Dean Norris on Last Night's Breaking Bad Final Scene
I am a huge fan of Dean Norris who plays Hank in Breaking Bad, and his bravura performance last night was top notch. Here's his interview with Vulture in which he describes filming last night's final...
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