Chris Pratt's Heartrending Ode to Jean Claude Van Damme
In this (dear god, so AMAZING) clip from Parks and Recreation—which they claim is "deleted" even though you'd have to be an idiot to actually delete it—Andy (Chris Pratt) sings a heartrending and very...
View ArticleWatch The (Last... SOB!) Greatest Event in Television History!
While creator Adam Scott and host Jeff Probst readily admit that the previous three episodes ofThe Greatest Event in TV History probably weren't the greatest events in TV history, we think EVERYONE can...
View ArticleUnder the Gunn: The Highlight Reel
I don't know that I plan to religiously report on each episode of the premiere season of Under the Gunn, the Project Runway spinoff show that features two Portland designers, Brady Lange and Amy Sim,...
View ArticleFinish Your Friday with the Curb Your Enthusiasm Insult Supercut!
Do you have a co-worker that you need to desperately insult—but you don't want to get fired over it? Then let Larry David do your insulting for you with this hilarious "Curb Your Enthusiasm Insult...
View ArticleObama White House Brings Back West Wing's "Block of Cheese"
Got questions for President Obama? Like virtual cheese? Then get ready for "Big Block of Cheese Day" this Wednesday, when the White House opens its doors (virtually) to any and all comers who have a...
View ArticleToday in "Hurrah!": Jonathan Banks Joins Better Call Saul Spinoff Full Time
My dream is coming true! Veteran actor and Breaking Bad favorite Jonathan Banks (AKA Mike Ehrmantraut) is joining the AMC spinoff Better Call Saulas a series regular, where he'll be shady lawyer Saul...
View ArticleHere's Jennifer Lawrence's Favorite TV Show
You trust Jennifer Lawrence, right? (What's not to trust?) So when she says she has a favorite British TV show, it's time to prick up your ears and pay heed. So what exactly IS this Jennifer...
View ArticleThe New Trailer for Cosmos: the Reboot!
While the inclusion of executive producer Seth McFarlane (Family Guy, Ted, part of the reason why the world is a terrible place) makes me want to go screaming into the night, I will hope and pray that...
View ArticleSeth Meyers' Supercut of Flubs!
OH, GIVE THE GUY A BREAK. Seth Meyers has been hosting Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update desk for a whopping eight seasons—and yet his "joke flub" to "joke hit" ratio is very low. However, when he...
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An 8-Year-Old's Script for Friends Must Become a Television Reality... PLEASE!!
Long story short, an adult publishes the Friends' spec script when he was 8-year-old kid. Here's a sample page:THIS EPISODE MUST BECOME A REALITY! Read what happened to Rachel and learn more about the...
View ArticleBest Super Bowl Commercial You Didn't See: "Casino's Law"
I couldn't be less interested in Super Bowl commercials... and in fact? I'm done. HOWEVER! If someone could guarantee that commercials as excellent as the following two-minute ad—shown only in Georgia...
View ArticleHere's Benedict Cumberbatch on Sesame Street, You're Welcome
I will say this, at least, for children: If they weren't around, Sesame Street wouldn't exist, and if Sesame Street didn't exist, Benedict Cumberbatch wouldn't be able to appear on it, and if Benedict...
View ArticleHere's Patrick Stewart As a Lunar Rover, You're Welcome
China's Jade Rabbit lunar rover is having some problems, and The Daily Show has employed the best possible person to imbue said rover with the melancholy befitting such an occasion. (You can totally...
View ArticleAaron Sorkin on Philip Seymour Hoffman
I've had my problems with Aaron Sorkin—especially in regards to his grating HBO show The Newsroom—but his words in this Time magazine obituary for friend and fellow recovering addict Philip Seymour...
View ArticleJimmy Kimmel Humiliates Matt Damon... Soooo Good
Last night was Jay Leno's final night of hosting The Tonight Show... and that's all that needs to be said about that. HOWEVER! Over on ABC, Jimmy Kimmel has been doing what he does best—hilariously...
View ArticleWe May Have to Wait Two Years for the Next Sherlock. OR MORE???
If you've made your way through season three of Sherlock, I'm certain you have things to say about it! And IGN has a good interview with Steven Moffat about the final episode (stuffed with spoilers, so...
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The Walking Dead (and Girls) Chitty-Chat Club!
The Walking Dead returned last night... annnnd not really a lot happened. So let's talk about last night's episode of Girls as well, ummm... BECAUSE! Lots of spoilery spoilers (and your incisive...
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BREAKING: Bob Costas' Eye Infection is Getting WORSE
I usually DVR Olympic coverage, so I can fast forward through the insanely boring sports (like cross country) and the inane and overwrought athlete video bios. HOWEVER! My DVR comes to a screeching...
View ArticleThe Hilarious Return of Buddy Cole!
Whoopee! The Kids in Hall's Scott Thompson revives his classic (and heeeelarious) character Buddy Cole to be The Colbert Report's special correspondent to the Sochi Olympic games. In this installment,...
View ArticleInside the Secret Conservative Agenda of...PBS?
I urge you to read David Sirota's Pando Daily story "The Wolf of Sesame Street: Revealing the secret corruption inside PBS’s news division." Here are the first two paragraphs:On December 18th, the...
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