Portlandia is... Wait. It's FUNNY??
Okay, so maybe not "ha-ha" funny, but the following sketch is definitely an improvement, and may even rise to the level of "a modicum of jocularity." (Seriously, this is the best dead-on parody of...
View ArticleAre Your Pants Too Dry?
Then I suggest reading this week's I Love Television by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey: Though one might think my sole talent is monkey and poop jokes, I'll have you know I'm actually extremely talented in one...
View ArticleSyFy's Bigfoot Movie to Feature... Everybody
SyFy's TV movies are, without exception, terrible. We hold this truth to be self-evident. And yet? I love them for their earnestness, their laughable production values, and their willingness to use...
View ArticleCollege Humor Turns Breaking Bad Into a 16-Bit RPG, Internet Weeps For Joy
Remember when College Humor turned Game Of Thrones into a pixelated game based on Super Nintendo-era Final Fantasy tropes? They did that again, only now with that show where the dad from Malcolm In...
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Best Mad Men Graffiti Tag Ever?
As you may have heard, this stark poster for the new season of Mad Men has been getting a lot of play all around NYC... via ...which is of course providing a practically blank canvas for all sorts of...
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Blu-ray Reviews: Boardwalk Empire, To Kill a Mockingbird, Star Trek: The Next...
ATTN. CINEPHILES—Hey, look! Jamie and I watched some things on our televisions! Now we will tell you whether or not you should buy them! —Erik BOARDWALK EMPIRE This is the nicest Nucky gets. Boardwalk...
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Recaps for Poor People: Love and Money (mostly love) on NBC Thursday
Last night when our stories were about to come on, my husband asked “Isn’t it sad that you have to be working during TV now?” And I said, “Are you kidding? Having an audience for my television musings...
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Recaps For the Mildly Interested: Last Night's Episode of Grimm Was (Dare I...
For some inscrutable reason, Grimm decided not to suck last night. Going into the episode, I had a feeling of resignation, that would just be another installment of a C-grade cop show with fantasy...
View ArticleIn Case You Missed It: Madonna's Halftime Show
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View ArticleConservatives Never Liked Clint Eastwood, Anyway
As many have pointed out, Clint Eastwood's Chrysler Superbowl ad seemed like a commercial for the Obama Administration. And conservatives are already punching back at Eastwood for it. Karl Rove was...
View ArticleJimmy Kimmel Ruins the Super Bowl
Jimmy Kimmel does enjoy his crowd sourced pranks! (Such as this one and this one.) But the funniest so far, hands down, is when he told his viewers to turn the TV off during the Super Bowl and...
View ArticleKristen Wiig is in This Week's Portlandia... Soooo, You Know
Hey guys! Kristen Wiig is on Portlandia this week! And since last week's clip was definitely better than usual (YOU MUST ADMIT IT), that must mean that this week's episode is going to be even better...
View ArticleOkay, No More Ignoring the Elephant in the Room... WHO WATCHED SMASH LAST...
Stop acting embarrassed, and just admit it: You watched the NBC debut of Smash last night, and you ashamedly kind of loved the shit out of it, didn't you? Sure, it had a wobbly beginning, and DEBRA...
View ArticleEllen Has A Few Words for the 'One Million Moms' Who Want Her Fired for 'Open...
Last week the American Family Association offshoot One Million Moms pushed to get JC Penney to fire Ellen Degeneres as its spokesmodel due to her open homosexuality. Afterwards JC Penney rightly told...
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Finally! We Have the Recipe for Toddlers & Tiaras' "Go-Go Juice"!
via TLCPerhaps you remember this video which Courtney called "the worst/best six minutes of your life"? It's from the absolutely batshit crazy reality show Toddlers & Tiaras, and features a little...
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(UPDATED) Are You Ready for Comic Book Men? Hell, is Anyone?
(Story now UPDATED with details that move anticipation levels down from "shrug" to "maaaaaaan, c'mon.") Last year, AMC followed up Mopey Whiners Look For a Little Girl for Six Fucking Episodes (aka...
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Recaps for Poor People: Long 30 Rock Episode is Long.
I’ve been sick this week so last night I watched Thursday television through a groggy cough syrup haze. My head cold, combined with the absence of Parks and Rec, made it one of the weaker Thursdays...
View ArticleRequired Viewing: Alternate Version of Clint Eastwood's Halftime-in-America...
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Recaps For the Mildly Interested: Watching Grimm on Location
I watched last night’s episode of Grimm surrounded by people who were going “woo!” A few early scenes of the episode were filmed in and outside of Old Town’s Graeter Art Gallery, which hosted a...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Welcome back to The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club! Did you have a good hibernation during the show's winter break? Glad to hear it. And you'll be happy to know that the show left off right where the...
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