Ummmm.... only the most anticipated new series of the year debuts tonight: BATMAN BABIES! (Fox, 8 pm) (I'm going to keep repeating that title until it sticks.)
Also...
9:00 FOX SLEEPY HOLLOW
Season premiere! The return of TV's second craziest show! (Scandal is and always will be number one.)
And...
Scorpion (CBS, Mon Sept 22, 9 pm). Based on the true story of Walter O'Brien—who hacked into NASA at age 13, and went on to help nab the Boston bombers—Scorpion is about a group of crackpot geniuses (and a normal waitress?) who fight terrorists—with the power of their brains! While much more exciting than most of your grandparents' CBS shows, it still smells a little like strawberry Ensure.