It's On TV Tonight!
Ummmm.... only the most anticipated new series of the year debuts tonight: BATMAN BABIES! (Fox, 8 pm) (I'm going to keep repeating that title until it sticks.)Also...9:00 FOX SLEEPY HOLLOWSeason...
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Gotham Chitty-Chat Club!
Hey geeks and freaks! Who watched the debut of Gotham (or as I like to call it, Batman Babies!) last night? YOU DID?!? Woot, woot, then let's chitty-chat about it! I'll give a quick recap after the...
View ArticleColin Farrell and Vince Vaughn Signed for Next True Detective
After months of speculation, HBO has made its official announcement: Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn are signed up to star in season two of True Detective. Here are the character descriptions, provided...
View ArticleThe Daily Show... and That Redskins Report
You may have read about the hullaballoo surrounding The Daily Show and their report on the (very racist) name of the Washington Redskins. Apparently some of the participants felt ambushed and...
View ArticleSimpsons Couch Gag: "All Hail the Dark Lord of the Twin Moons"
For the premiere of the 26th season (JESUS CHRIST!) of The Simpsons, Oscar nominated and weirdly brilliant animator Don Hertzfeldt created last night's couch gag, in which he imagined what the show...
View ArticleWho Wants to See Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Mock an Obnoxious Reporter?
ANSWER: YOU DO. (I would totally feel bad for this guy... but... actually, I do not feel bad for this guy in the least, because he deserves everything he gets. Also? I love Kristen Wiig and Bill...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Opener: Is That a Leg Growing Out of Her Vagina?
In case you haven't heard, American Horror Story: Freak Show (debuting Wed Oct 8 on FX at 10 pm) is set in a traveling freak show in Jupiter, Florida in the 1950s, aaaaaaaand weird shit occurs....
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Decide for Me, Blogtown: Should I Watch This Gotham Business?
Gotham sounded like a goofy-ass idea from the beginning—like Smallville, basically, but without any of the fun parts. And now that it's been going for a few weeks, I'm torn: On one hand, I really like...
View ArticleWho Wants to Watch Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly Fight About White Privilege?
On last night's Daily Show, host Jon Stewart and long-time foil Bill O'Reilly went at it again—this time on the subject of "white privilege." Apparently Jon Stewart is against it, and Bill... well, he...
View ArticleGood Morning, Conjoined Twins Singing a Fiona Apple Song!
Ryan Murphy's American Horror Story, like most of his projects, tend to be a bit hit and miss. But when he hits, he's producing television that you've never seen before. In this season's American...
View ArticleConan's Andy Richter Sneezes; CNN Reacts!
While picking on CNN is like tipping a particularly slow moving cow, it's still fun to watch Conan (who works for CNN's sibling TBS) do it—especially when he punctures the news network's breathless...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: Who's Hungry?
Welcome back to The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club where we recap last night's episode—which really TOOK A BITE out a certain character! (Heh.) My snappy blow-by-blow is after the jump and you can...
View ArticleKubrick, The Simpsons, and the Moon Landing, Which We All Know Was Fake
Seems like the only time I watch anything Simpsons these days is when they do something extensively film-related (like the Herzog episode, or Guillermo del Toro's thing), which I'm totally fine with....
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RIP Fraggle Rock's "Doc"
Gerard Parkes, best known as "Doc" from the Jim Henson kids show Fraggle Rockpassed away on Sunday at the age of 90 from natural causes. A prolific actor in Canada with many roles under his belt, his...
View ArticleDachshund's Creek (I Didn't Misspell That)
Who wants to watch a trailer for Dawson's Creek reenacted by dachshunds? To avoid an argument, let's just say "the entirety of America." Presenting... Dachshund's Creek!Full disclosure: I've fucking...
View ArticleProject Runway All Stars: Watching TV with Michelle Lesniak
I am glad that the steady march of Portland designers to reality television show Project Runway has slowed somewhat... or am I? It's tacky, but it's also an undeniable opportunity to find exposure in...
View ArticleJustified: Umm... That's Raylan's Hat
January 2015 also brings the final season of Justified—one of the best modern TV Westerns of all time—and this new teaser trailer shows us exactly what we can expect: the final showdown between Raylan...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: Death to All Hipsters!
Did you see last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which including perhaps the most GRUESOME hipster murder ever portrayed on TV? Yeah? Well, let's CHITTY-CHAT about it! After the jump is my...
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I Love Television™: Please Do Not Dress Up Like My Dong
Halloween! For me, it means two things: My quacky doctor nagging me about adult-onset diabetes (it probably doesn't help to visit the doc with a mouth full of candy corn), and choosing a SAXY, SAXY...
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Coming to TV: Karen Russell's Ghost Boyfriends and Girls Raised by Wolves
Well, this is weird. Karen Russell's Floridian brand of magical realism may be coming to a teevee near you! Weird, because the book being adapted is Russell's St. Lucy's Home for Girls Raised By...
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