"The 2-hour original movie Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! is going to be hitting the TV water on July 22," reports Deadline, but the release date is arguably the least interesting detail in a story about how Sharknado 3's brain trust refused to use union labor for the Asylum-produced film.
It occurs to me that I don't actually know anyone who's watched (or at least talked about watching) a Sharknado movie; these things seem to come along and everyone tweets the same easy jokes about them for a very obnoxious 24-hour period, but then the movies just... vanish, as if they were never made, as if the above gif does not actually come from an actual scene in an actual movie that actually exists.
Oh, wait. There is also this:
With a cameo by former Congresswoman and GOP Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann as herself, Oh Hell No! will see Jerry Springer as a tourist NFL player Tom Compton as a reporter, *NSYNC singer Chris Kirkpatrick as a pool lifeguard, and ex-wrestler Chris Jericho as a roller coaster ride operator, Sharknado 3 will also feature Shark Tank co-host Mark Cuban as the President of the United States and best-selling author Ann Coulter as the VP. (Via.)
Do with that what you will, I guess? By which I mean on July 22, write a tweet about how you want to see Ann Coulter and Michele Bachmann get eaten by CGI sharks, and then post it, and then never think about Sharknado 3 again.