Will Smith Kind of Remembers the Fresh Prince Theme... Kind of!
During a commercial break on Ellen, Will Smith entertains the audience with a rendition of the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And while it appears the audience knows the song's words much...
View ArticleIce-T Recreates (Destroys) Your Favorite Childhood Cartoons
Ice-T visited Jimmy Fallon and revealed a very interesting, little known fact*: At one time in his career he lent his voice to some of your favorite cartoon characters, including G.I. Joe, and Dora the...
View ArticleLunchtime TV: The Extended Parks and Recreation Finale
Grab a meatball sandwich, cram in your earbuds, and spend today's lunch hour in a more productive way: watching the extended producer's cut of the Parks and Recreation series finale. If you didn't...
View ArticleThe Wolf of Wall Street Would've Made the Best '80s Sitcom
Congrats to the genius who thought it would be a good idea to mashup The Wolf of Wall Street with the theme from the Tony Danza classic sitcom Who's the Boss? Somehow, every disgusting creature in that...
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I Love Television™: Sex in a Box
Okay, so now you can die knowing you can watch a TV show where two people have live sex inside a box. (That was #372 on my bucket list.) The show is called Sex Box, it debuts tonight Friday, February...
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The Walking Dead Chitty Chat Club: Nice Sweater, Carol.
Hey! Did you watch last night's episode of The Walking Dead? It was probably the most "normal" episode in quite some time, and yet? The most CREEEEEEPY. Particularly in regards to Carol's new sweater....
View ArticleJimmy Kimmel's Blistering Anti-Vaxxer PSA
Since Oregon is almost as guilty of this as Los Angeles, take a few minutes to check out Jimmy Kimmel's hilariously blistering rant against those who refuse to vaccinate their children. Yep, some of...
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The Worst Thing About The Last Man on Earth Is That I Can't Watch All of It...
I have one dumb friend who refuses to admit The Lego Movie is great; he's the same dumb friend who refuses to admit that 21 Jump Street and 22 Jump Street are great, and while I haven't been able to...
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Your First Peek at TV's New Supergirl
Here's the first look at TV's new Supergirl, to be played by Melissa Benoist, and debuting sometime in the hopefully near future on CBS. This is a verrrrry different approach to what the CW would do if...
View ArticleHere it Comes... the Season Six Community Trailer
Love it or not, Community is just like that sore on my lip... it just won't go away! And with that, may I present to you the season six Community trailer, giving us an extended sneaky peek at all the...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: Daryl Likes Spaghetti
Did you catch last night's edition of The Walking Dead—in which Daryl wolfed down a plate of spaghetti? HAW! HAW! Hilarious! This season is really turning out good so far... so let's chitty-chat about...
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I Love Television™: I, Cybercriminal
Yes, I know I announce a new career path every other week—but this time? It's gonna STICK, panty-holes! Because from now on, you can call me "Wm.™ Steven Humphrey: CYBERCRIMINAL!"Why a cybercriminal?...
View ArticleThank You, Internet: A Mashup of TV's Dinosaurs and Notorious B.I.G.'s...
Is this mashup of Earl Sinclair from the TV show Dinosaurs singing "Big Poppa" Notorious B.I.G.'s "Hypnotize" the greatest thing since the polio vaccine? THAT'S ARGUABLE. However, it is definitely the...
View ArticleA Recap of the Entire Game of Thrones Series... in 30 Seconds
If you're like me, you're like, "Game of Thrones? NO THANK YOU." Why? "Because there are dragons in it, and it's TOO COMPLICATED." Well, there are still dragons in it... but it is now somewhat less...
View ArticleReggie Watts and Tears for Fears Team Up for "The Bomb Song"
On tonight's episode of Comedy Bang! Bang! (IFC, 11 PM), Reggie Watts teams up with classic '80s group Tears for Fears to sing a protest song called "Bomb Song." (Actually it starts off as a protest...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: Another One Bites the Dust!
Hey, did you watch last night's episode of The Walking Dead? Looks like everything in Alexandria is fantastic, and... WAIT. Now everything's terrible. (That was quick!) Check out my spoiler-filled...
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I Love Television™: Of Werecats, Skeletons, and iZombie
First things first, I loved zombies before anybody else, because apparently I'm hipster like that. However, since you can no longer swing a severed, lesion-covered arm without hitting a zombie-themed...
View ArticleNew Community Trailer: Frisbee Avalanche!
The sixth season of Community debuts today on Yahoo! Screen, and here's the opening two minutes which will catch up all the old-timers and the new-timers on your favorite characters, and your favorite...
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson's New Show StarTalk Looks AH-MAY-ZING
There's a new player in the late night talk show game, y'all! The show stars your favorite brainiac astrophysicist, Neil DeGrasse Tyson and its called StarTalk (National Geographic Channel, debuting...
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Here's the Date for That Dumb Sharknado 3
"The 2-hour original movie Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! is going to be hitting the TV water on July 22," reports Deadline, but the release date is arguably the least interesting detail in a story about how...
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