Hey! I get it. It was Easter weekend, and there were eggs to hide and egg salad sandwiches to make. But there was some TV on television, too—so here's the most important stuff you may have missed.
MICHAEL KEATON ON SNL
In which Bobby Moynihan and Taran Killam try to convince Michael Keaton to play "Beetlejuice" and "Batman" with them. And are somewhat successful!
And in which Michael Keaton shows us the contents of his Easter basket—in the most creepy, bizarre way imaginable.
LAST WEEK TONIGHT'S JOHN OLIVER INTERVIEWS EDWARD SNOWDEN
...who almost doesn't show up. But when he does, Oliver talks with him about national security, Snowden's dicey role in national security, and dick pics.
ANNE HATHAWAY LIP-SYNCHING MILEY CYRUS'"WRECKING BALL"
In which Anne Hathaway... see above.
ROGER STERLING'S MUSTACHE
The final season premiere of Mad Men was as befuddling, morose, and sometimes hilarious as ever—but one of the greatest revelations? Roger Sterling's mustache (and Ted's too!).
But that wasn't the biggest Mad Men surprise... for a spoiler, check it out after the jump, and be prepared for your brain to go KA-PLOW!!
Peggy's possible new boyfriend is... BRIAN KRAKOW from My So-Called Life!
KA-PLOW!!!