Who Wants to Watch the Duggars Give a Kissing Lesson to their Daughter?
There is absolutely no reason why you should be watching 19 Kids and Counting—the terrrrrrible Christian TLC show featuring Dan Savage's favorite punching bags, the Duggars. However, now and then it's...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: Rick Grimes, Goodwill Ambassador
Hey, did you guys catch last night's episode of The Walking Dead? Ummmm... I don't think Obama's gonna nominate Rick for any ambassador posts anytime soon! Let's talk more about it, okay? My...
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The Walking Dead Chitty Chat Club: The Different Levels of Craaaaazy
Full disclosure, guys: I got SUPER high yesterday (on drugs), which means this recap of The Walking Dead's season finale may be a bit... ummm.... foggy? But bear with me, and we'll get through it...
View ArticleBilly on the Street: What Should David Letterman Do Next?
In this Billy on the Street segment, the wonderful Billy Eichner teams up with late night (and soon to retire) legend David Letterman to ask regular New Yorkers "what Dave should do next." It gives...
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I Love Television™: Christians Hate Egg Salad
As you know, today is Easter—which is when Christians bellyache about how we non-Christians "stole" the holiday and replaced "religion" with "bunnies and hard-boiled eggs." Well, don't get it...
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What You Missed on TV this Weekend! (And One Big Shocker!)
Hey! I get it. It was Easter weekend, and there were eggs to hide and egg salad sandwiches to make. But there was some TV on television, too—so here's the most important stuff you may have...
View ArticleJon Stewart Goes to Bat for Trevor Noah
Should people be called out for dumbshit things they say on Twitter? YES, THEY SHOULD. Do YOU need to call them out after they've been called out by a million other people? NO, YOU DO NOT. At that...
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More Episodes of Arrested Development: "Yes, Thank You" or "No, Thank You"?
In an interview with Grantland, Arrested Development co-creator Brian Glazer says that 17 more new episodes of AD will be coming to Netflix soon. (Netflix has yet to confirm, but you can hear what...
View ArticleMy Empire Crush Taraji P. Henson is Hosting SNL This Week!
As I have made abundantly clear, I loooooooove Fox's hiphop soap Empire, and I especially loooooooove Empire's Taraji P. Henson who deserves a goddamn Emmy—in fact, all the goddamn Emmys ever—for her...
View ArticleHugs 'n' Shivs: The New Orange is the New Black Trailer
Fans of Orange is the New Black can now officially rejoice—because here's the official trailer for season 3 which will return to Netflix on June 12. In this clip, things seem decidedly more upbeat......
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John Oliver's Passwords Are Terrible and Make Edward Snowden Sad
A few days ago, HBO aired the episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver in which Oliver went to Russia to hang out with Edward Snowden. It was fucking great. And it was also significantly more......
View ArticleTrue Detective Season Two Gets Moody New Trailer
For those salivating for the next edition of True Detective, the debut date is Sunday, June 21, and there's a new teaser trailer showing all the main characters in action. The plot centers around the...
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Daredevil Review Roundup!
Netflix premiered the entire first season of Marvel's Daredevil at midnight last night when I was sleeping like a normal human being. I LOVE TO SLEEP! I love it even more than staying up to watch...
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Game of Thrones Recap: Professional Cuddles Edition
It's time for another season of dragons, nudity, swords, and fake politics. Game of Thrones fifth season debuted last night, and the show is in an odd place right now. Earlier this year the showrunners...
View ArticleWatch Daredevil Kick the Crap Out of Bad Guys—in One Single Take
I haven't watched all of the new Netflix Daredevil series from Marvel Studios—but what I've seen so far? I LIKE. One scene in particular really caught my and the internet's attention; a three-minute...
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I Love TV™: Justified Series Finale TONIGHT!
One of the great regrets of my life is that I look like an idiot when I wear a hat. I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD IN THEM!! And believe you me, I've tried on every type of hat: fedora hats, beret hats, pork...
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Netflix Is Making a Planet Earth Sequel, All Is Right with the World
I tend to think of 4K TVs the same way I think of yachts, or Apple Watches, or sending your kid to private school: Hey, that's great, and also, nobody needs that. We have HD TV now—we're good, right?...
View ArticleConan and Jordan Schlansky Attempt to Escape... THE ESCAPE ROOM
Have you heard about the new interactive puzzle fad called "The Escape Room"? It's where a group of friends are locked in a theme room and work out puzzles in order to escape. There's an Escape Room...
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I Love Television™: The Horny-Making Science of Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Sure, it could be said I have a "sexual hair trigger"—but I see it as just one of my many superpowers. Along with my superhuman ability to know every restaurant in town that serves egg salad, and being...
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Game of Thrones Recap: "Dammit, Dany" Edition
GUYS! Did you see the Star Wars trailer? What am I saying? Of course you did. You're reading a goddamn Game of Thrones recap. You like Star Wars. Well, according to totally unsubstantiated rumors from...
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