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More new and returning Fall TV shows are blasting off tonight... are you going to blast off with them? Check out my snotty descriptions below and decide for yourself!
8:00 ABC THE MUPPETS
Debut! In this Office-style mockumentary, Kermit the Frog returns to produce Miss Piggy's late night chat show—but he's apparently romantically linked to another pig. In this version, the Muppet gang are seen at work and at home, and while the concept works overall—according to the New York Times review—Kermit seems a bit... beaten down? HMMMM. Let's check it out and chat tomorrow!
8:00 FOX SCREAM QUEENS
Debut! Here's Ryan Murphy's (Glee, American Horror Story) latest joint, which is a "horror/comedy" about a string of sorority serial murders, starring Emma Roberts, Lea Michelle, and Jamie Lee Curtis. And since we're talking about Ryan Murphy, don't expect subtlety. Expect lots of loud, crass, snappy jokes, and an inordinate amount of blood. You know whether you like this stuff or not.
8:00 CBS NCIS
Season Premiere! NOPE.
9:00 CBS NCIS: NEW ORLEANS
Season Premiere! I thought I told you people "NOPE"!
10:00 CBS LIMITLESS
Debut! Did you see the movie version of this show (starring Bradley Cooper) in which a dude gets super brain-boosting powers from a drug and becomes a financial wizard? Well, this is like that, except the dude gets recruited to solve crimes with the FBI, and doesn't star Bradley Cooper. THIS IS A CONCEPT YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND ANY FURTHER TIME ON.
Check back in tomorrow for more season premieres and debuts!
