Good afternoon, and welcome to The Oscars!
Hollywood's annual sploogefest is here again! Get an adult beverage (or lots of them) and hang with me for the next several hours in watching rich people pat themselves on the back!
(I'm watching on ABC.)
4:44 I was going to wait a little bit to start posting, but I just have to say - precocious children are the worst. Even chubby ones with glasses.
4:48 Favorite dresses have been Tina Fey, Viola Davis, and Rooney Mara. Dudes' outfits are boring. Poor dudes! Hey, at least you will always make more money.
4:50 OMG, J. Lo just tried to say she's street. SORRY BILLY CRYSTAL, WE DON'T NEED YOUR JOKES. BIGGEST LOL OF THE NIGHT HAS HAPPENED.