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Happy Twin Peaks Day! AKA The Best Day of Your Goddamn Life
This is how happy I am. Maniacally, evilly overjoyed.Woh, settle down there, Ferguson. It's just that today has been nothing but awesome what with Welcome to Twin Peaks pointing out that today is the...
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Recaps For the Mildly Interested: Grimm Goes to Fight Club
There’s a kind of compromise that you have to make with yourself if you’re going to watch network television. No hour-long thing on network TV will ever be as good as what’s on cable. Cable’s given us...
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It's the Academy Awards Live-Blog!
Good afternoon, and welcome to The Oscars! The Oscars: At left, an Oscar. At right, my dog, Oscar. Hollywood's annual sploogefest is here again! Get an adult beverage (or lots of them) and hang with...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Ready to chitty-chat about The Walking Dead? And no, I'm NOT talking about the Oscars red carpet!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! Because... because... they look like they're dead... and... and......
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Don Draper Totally Wants to Bone that Mannequin
Here is the new poster for season five of Mad Men, set to return to AMC on March 25. Would you care to take a stab at explaining the subtext in this poster? Then please do so in the comments, and I...
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A Mind-Blowing Revelation About 90's Cartoon Show Doug
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Urkel will be on this season of Dancing with the Stars! (An announcement I would've been ecstatic about five years ago!) Hey, remember Drusilla from Buffy the Vampire Slayer? The actress who played...
View ArticleSNL: That One Sketch That Was Cut
Did you see Saturday Night Live last weekend? Wasn't it funny? Wasn't musical guest Sleigh Bells awful? (Seriously, kids. That ain't music! THAT'S NOISE.) Anyway, if you missed that episode, at least...
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Davy Jones Has Died
The Monkees (Davy Jones, center) Sad news: Davy Jones of the Monkees has passed away at age 66. He died of a heart attack this morning in Florida. Davy Jones was the sole British member of the...
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From Lifetime: Television for Women: Lifetime has picked up Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp, an all-new docuseries that will provide an exclusive, rare glimpse into Bristol Palin’s real life as a young,...
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Leslie Knope's New Campaign Signs
After last week's DISASTROUS campaign sign snafu, Leslie Knope (of Parks and Recreation, 'natch) finally has new signs AND a new slogan! Yeah. That works. (Check in tomorrow for Joneser's weekly...
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Where Are My Burlap Dothraki Club Tops At?
In case you haven't already heard, pre-ordered the lipstick, and tried on the sweater, the new season of Mad Men debuts March 25, preceded by a barrage of corporate tie-ins urging you to mimic its...
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Thursday TV Recaps for Poor People!
(Sorry this is late today. My internet broke for a few hours and so I was crying big, messy mascara tears while curled up in a ball under my desk at standard posting time. But it's fixed now! E-life...
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Recaps For the Mildly Interested: HITLER WAS A WEREWOLF!
Last night’s episode of Grimm was about magic coins that turn you into Hitler. It was stupid. I enjoyed it. I fully and completely recognize that it was bad. The dialogue in particular was...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Good morning! Ready to chuck some rocks at a zombie? Awesome. My thoughts about last night's episode of The Walking Dead are after the jump, and I fully expect YOU to chuck some rocks as well in the...
View ArticleHerr Hasselhoff
For anybody (and that's everybody) who wants to see David Hasselhoff dressed up like Hitler, click here. (Bonus material: The accompanying article uses the phrase "right old larf.") [ Subscribe to the...
View ArticleToday in "Do You Care?": They Cancelled Terra Nova
Probably to the surprise of not too many of you, Fox has cancelled Steven Spielberg's dinosaur time traveling drama, Terra Nova. While the show attracted modest ratings, Terra Nova never really caught...
View ArticleI'd Buy That Shaving Utensil for a Dollar
Frankly, I usually don't put much thought into how much I spend on razors every month. (I think the total might be around $50,000?) HOWEVER! After seeing this commercial for dollarshaveclub.com—in...
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Twin Peaks Ticket Giveaway
We've got a pair of tickets to give away for Wednesday's screening of Twin Peaks at the Hollywood Theatre. And pie! You get Random Order pie if you win this! They're showing the fan-fucking-tastic...
View ArticleOh, Boo-hoo-hoo, Kirk Cameron! BOO-HOO-HOO!
Growing Pains' Mike Seaver (Kirk Cameron) is at it again! After last weekend's eye-rolling interview with Piers Morgan in which he labeled homosexuality as “unnatural… detrimental and ultimately...
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