
Weee-hooo! It was another ridiculously campy, sex-filled romp on last night's American Horror Story... and if you're not watching it? Get on the bus, yo! It's the best goddamn show currently running! As per usual, check out my spoilerific thoughts after the jump, or hop right into the comments if you like! Let's light this candle!

- Courtesy FX
- "I don't know... I'm hungry for Persian tonight."