Today in Technology: Apple TVs and Cheap, Cheap Tablets
High End: Now that everyone seems pretty certain that Apple is going to make a TV, commentators are beginning to wonder what that TV will look like, and how Apple will try to change the television...
View ArticleFOX and DirecTV Reach Deal: There WILL be an "American Horror Story...
As I briefly mentioned last week, News Corp. (Rupert Murdoch's gang of shitheels) went toe-to-toe with DirecTV (my overpriced satellite provider) over carrier fees which DTV claimed were so high they...
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Walter White is the 99%
Hat tips to Matt at Feed Me a Stray Cat—you're hilarious. [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleCharlie Day's SNL Promos (and a dead mouse)
The verrrrrry funny star of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (that would be Charlie Day) hosts this weekend's edition of Saturday Night Live. Here's his verrrrrrry funny promos for the show he shot...
View ArticleIs Conan "Pushing" Gay Marriage "Envelope"? 100% of Media Say "Yes!"
As you may have heard, Conan O'Brien is about to "push the late-night envelope" by officiating a gay marriage onstage during one of this week's New York-based episodes. (Pro tip: The couple are...
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Red-Band Trailer for Remember 21 Jump Street?
Okay fine it's just called 21 Jump Street. Full Jump Street-related disclosure: I do not remember the original 21 Jump Street, as it was on at a time when I was in fifth grade and more focused on Tiny...
View ArticleRecaps for Poor People: NBC Thursdays. (Some of it, anyhow.)
Hi, it’s Joneser again. I spent last night enjoying adult beverages and watching television. I think I got so excited about the shows that I drank too much. No guarantees on the accuracy of this post....
View ArticleTriumph the Insult Comic Dog on Occupy Wall Street (Which is There for Him to...
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog returns to Conan, and this time he's going after the Occupy Wall Street protesters AND the Wall Street bankers in the funniest ten minutes you're going to see all day (for...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Good morning zombies, and the people who like to bash zombies in the brains with shovels and/or baseball bats! It's time for The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club, where members discuss last night's...
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Spot the Fake Homeless Person!
Which homeless person in this picture is a fake homeless person? The answer may surprise you! The answer after the jump. [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
View ArticleConfidential to Grimm Production People
Re: "Spot the Fake Homeless Person." THANK YOU FOR CLEANING OUT THE TOP BOWL OF SKIDMORE FOUNTAIN! As promised, we will refrain from airhorning your show for the entirety of your first season. (P.S....
View ArticleToday in Bizarre TV: Check Out The Heart, She Holler
If you're looking for the strangest, most hilarious and politically incorrect comedy on TV today, look no further than the awesome new miniseries on Adult Swim, The Heart, She Holler. Starring Patton...
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The American Horror Story Chitty-Chat Club!
It was another terrific episode of American Horror Story last night—still reigning as the best show currently running on TV. In fact, I may even vote this one as the most creep-tastic yet! While it...
View ArticleRecaps for Poor People Who Are Also Kind of Tired Today.
Hello, friends. I had fun with some of you last night but now my head is ouchy and I’m pretty sure that my computer screen is launching knives into my eyeballs, so I’m going to make this short....
View ArticleCommunity: More Shitty Than it Thinks?
If you haven't noticed, B-town regular Joneser has been doing a kick-ass job recapping Community and Parks and Recreation every Friday. And while many express undying love for P&R... Community is...
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American Horror Story Chitty-Chat Club!
Weee-hooo! It was another ridiculously campy, sex-filled romp on last night's American Horror Story... and if you're not watching it? Get on the bus, yo! It's the best goddamn show currently running!...
View ArticleThursday Night TV Recaps (for Poor People): TV Stresses Me Out Sometimes
Hello, friends. Big week for some beloved network shows! Let’s get into it. Community Last night’s episode was about filming a new TV commercial for Greendale Community College. (The old ad, filmed in...
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IFC Announces Portlandia Tour
From IFC: Fred Armisen (Saturday Night Live) and Carrie Brownstein (Wild Flag, Sleater-Kinney) from IFC’s hit original comedy Portlandia are embarking on a unique six city tour bringing the...
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HUMP! 2011 Open Thread!
HEY SEXY!! Did you attend HUMP! 2011 over the weekend? (I know at least 5,500 of you did.) LET'S TALK ABOUT IT! We wanna hear your views about this year's lineup of amateur porny shorts... for...
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Heyyyyyyyyy. Did you watch The Walking Dead last night? Would you like to... you know... chitty-chat about it? Well, welcome to The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club, where we chitty and chat all about...
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