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Mitt Romney and a Dark Secret

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by Anonymous

I woke up after a stressful night of neighbors fighting and slamming closet doors. One moved out because the other threw their belongings in the hall. The one said, you owe me $ and weed. I turned on the TV and there was Mitt Romney telling Wolf B that marijuana makes people stupid. I don't make this up, just reporting the news.

My question for Mitt is why did my neighbors act so stupid without weed? Is weed why I act stupid? If I had a joint should I have shared with these people, just to placate the violence? I am confused Mitt, is that why you are so stupid, you smoke weed?

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