by Anonymous
I saw you dump all that wood by my place. And yes, I recognize your car. So come get it before I report you to the illegal dumping hotline. This is the second time in as many weeks. If you don't comply I may leave a dump on your front porch, you cheap, lazy, good for nothing, sack of crap, low life scoundrel you. I'm loco, ese! You don't want to be on my bucket list. Comprende?