Illegal Dumper
by Anonymous I saw you dump all that wood by my place. And yes, I recognize your car. So come get it before I report you to the illegal dumping hotline. This is the second time in as many weeks. If...
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Sleeping Beauties' Self-Titled Debut Is Poetic in Its Disgusting Flourishes
by Andrew R Tonry SLEEPING BEAUTIES Not pictured: diarrhea, Hot Pockets, vomit.CHUCHI ELAM"IT STARTED as a way not to die," says Hart Gledhill of Portland's Sleeping Beauties. "It started as a way to...
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Pro Tips for the World Naked Bike Ride
by Bri Brey T-minus 24 hours until the World Naked Bike Ride! This year's ride kicks off at Mt. Scott Park on June 25th at 8 pm! For everything you need to know, I'll turn it over to our good friend...
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This Week's Style Events
by Elizabeth Mollo The OdellsAdornAdorn's SE Division location is celebrating their summer capsule collection with The Odells with a launch party. About the brand: "With a focus on textiles and...
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Jeff Goldblum's Psychosexual Power Will Hold You in Its Thrall
by Megan Burbank Jeff Goldblum does not kowtow to intergalactic terrorists.I first saw Independence Day in 1998, during Christmas vacation. It was while watching satellite technician David Levinson...
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The Saddest Day in History: The Day We Thought Jeff Goldblum Died
by Suzette Smith Not only is Jeff Goldblum amazing in bed, but he's also not dead.It was Friday, June 26, 2009. It was morning. We were all reeling from the previous day's devastation—the death of...
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The Great Escape: Timbers Edge Dynamo Late
by Abe Asher Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland TimbersIt took a heavy dose of Argentine magic and a whole lot of luck, but when the dust settled at Providence Park on a scorching hot Sunday afternoon, the...
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Good Morning, News: SCOTUS Strikes Down Awful Abortion Restrictions, Hillary...
by Megan Burbank This is not helping with the VP speculation, you guys.CSPANMORE LIKE O YAY O YAY: The Supreme Court today struck down Texas' controversial, paternalistic abortion restrictions by a...
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Things To Do This Week!
Things to do for Jun 27-30 by Bobby Roberts It always seems like a looooong road getting from the beginning of a brand new week to its merciful end—but it doesn't have to feel that way. Not with a...
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Watch Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren Campaign Together in Ohio Today
by Christopher Frizzelle I could watch these two onstage together forever.Hillary Clinton Speeches & EventsThis rally just happened, and I haven't had a chance to watch the whole video yet, so...
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Supreme Court Strikes Down Texas Abortion Restrictions
by Heidi Groover Finally: Some good news.a katz/ShutterstockIn the most important abortion case since the 1990s, the United States Supreme Court has sided with women. In a 5-3 decision, the court...
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Here's That Jeff Goldblum Paper Doll You Ordered!
by Jeannette Langmead JEANNETTE LANGMEADClick the link below for a PDF that you can print at home and treasure forever.
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: Degraded And It Feels So Bad (Right After It...
by Dan Savage This is a pretty serious issue that I've been grappling with for my entire adult life, really. And I am currently in therapy, but I'd also like your perspective.I'm a very kinky guy and...
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Larry O'Dea is Out. As of This Afternoon, Portland's New Police Chief is Mike...
by Dirk VanderHart Your new police chief is taking the gig seriously. Mike Marshman being announced by Mayor Charlie Hales.With a pair of investigations into his conduct yet to be publicly released,...
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Reaction to Supreme Court Abortion Ruling: The Good, the Bad, and the Meh
by Matt Baume Can you believe this guy failed to convince them?Ryan Rodrick Beiler / Shutterstock.comHoly Toledo, how about this Supreme Court ruling on the Texas abortion ban? The law was a...
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The Democratic Party Platform Moves Slightly Left, Thanks to Sanders
by Ansel Herz Sanders is taking the battle for a progressive platform all the way to the convention.Joseph Sohm / Shutterstock.comKeep your eye on the ball, progressives.Late last week, members of the...
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Game of Thrones Recap! Kingdom Come in "The Winds of Winter"
by Ned Lannamann Cersei's stint as a cup bearer was surprisingly unsuccessful.HBOGame of Thrones’ sixth season ended with a big bang. And then a bunch of other, littler, more metaphorical bangs....
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Portland Soda Works Elevates the Syrup Game
by Heather Arndt Anderson Portland Soda WorksLet's start with a loud 'n' clear DISCLAIMER: Lest anyone accuse us of nepotism, our readership should be plainly reminded that Chris Onstad is both a...
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ICYMI: Gun Advocate Needed Her Guns To Protect Herself and Her Family
by Dan Savage The woman who posted this to Facebook...“It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away,” she wrote in March, “but that’s exactly what...
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Man Convicted of Felony Sex Crimes Wants Multnomah County to Allow Him to Own...
by Doug Brown Mark SusiLeft: Linked InThousands of Oregonians have been purchasing guns this month. Only some need to petition the courts first.Mark Susi, a 60-year-old Gresham man convicted in 2012...
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