by Anonymous
Damn. Your smart as shit! I'm in line at the grocery store and I have 2 fucking things to buy. 2! I have my cash out and everything and I get behind you, the shortest line with the meanest bitch with a whole bunch of shit. Mrs. Smart-as-shit , you just look at me, my 2 things and picked up a magazine to browse instead of letting me go in front of you. That's some smart ass shit, because it allowed me to add a bunch of impulse items to the conveyer belt for you to buy.
Enjoy your chocolate chapsticks!