Smart as Shit
by Anonymous Damn. Your smart as shit! I'm in line at the grocery store and I have 2 fucking things to buy. 2! I have my cash out and everything and I get behind you, the shortest line with the...
View ArticleLook at your keys!
by Anonymous What is it with everyone in this city and their fucking key rings?! Look at my keys on a ring on a clip on my hip. On my hip? Ah... Hipsters! Fucking A!!! Got it. Thanks shaggy.[ Comment...
View ArticleBernie and What He Knew
by Anonymous I guess many supporters of Bernie Sanders tried to show and tell why he wanted DWS removed. I am sorry he did not get very far, but his supporters are going to have plenty to...
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Things To Do This Week!
Things to do for Jul 25-28. by Bobby Roberts It's not too often that a 100% bonafide legitimate goddamned national treasure comes rolling through town. Sure, it happens every now and again, but even...
View ArticleGood Morning, News: Homeless Refugee Camp in PDX, Democratic Chair Resigns in...
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! I like the way you look at me, I like the time we spend baby, I like what we have grown to be, I like it girl, don't you know I like it. LET'S GO TO...
View ArticleOld 80s Rocker Houseless Guy on Glisan
by Anonymous You were strutting down the sidewalk about two days ago singing Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" out loud with a dont give a fuck attitude. Thanks for making my day. At first I thought you...
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The Absolutely Fabulous Movie Is Totally Worth Your Time (Once It Gets to...
by Wm. Steven Humphrey If you loved and/or liked the classic British sitcom Absolutely Fabulous, please keep reading to see if you’d like Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie. If you’ve never heard of the...
View ArticleBurger Week 2016: IT’S (ALMOST) HERE.
And here are all the burgers you’re going to cram into your face! by Mercury Staff SORRY, COWS. We knew this was coming. And yet: We did nothing to stop it.Indeed, those of us at the Portland Mercury...
View ArticleSavage Love Letter of the Day: Not Another DTMFA?!? Yes! Another DTMFA!
by Dan Savage Thirty-two-year old, married straight male. I have a problem that I don't know how to deal with. I'm an alcoholic, and my wife is too. We met 5 years ago at the beach. I had never drank...
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PDX Pop Now! 2016 Roundup
by Emma Burke Old Grape God at PDX Pop Now!Emma BurkeSure, there’s plenty to gripe about when it comes to all-ages festivals—having to drink beer in a cage, losing all feeling in your toes after the...
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It's Patio Season! (Hell Yeah!) Here are Some of Portland's Best.
by MJ Skegg DepartureIT'S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN that sun and alcohol are natural partners—a fact that Portland's drinking establishments are well aware of. Here are some of the best patios around town...
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The Walking Dead Season 7 Trailer (Now with a Tiger!)
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey Courtesy AMCThis somewhat stomach churning trailer for the upcoming 7th season of The Walking Dead has a lot surprises—such as Negan's icky plans for Alexandria, Carol having a...
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Calm Down. Tim Kaine May Be Boring, But He's Pro-Choice.
by Megan Burbank Tim Kaine is Catholic, but he has a well-documented history of privileging the law over his religion.United States Senate via Wikimedia CommonsEver since Virginia Senator Tim Kaine...
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Contrary to Bullseye Glass's Claims, a New State Report Suggests the...
by Daniel Forbes Michelle MitchellTHE BAD NEWS, according to the Oregon Department of Environmental Quality (DEQ): melt the relatively benign metal trivalent chromium (Cr III) in a glass furnace, and...
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Borchers' Season Ends With Achilles Injury
by Abe Asher From the moment Nat Borchers collapsed to the turf at Providence Park on Saturday, it seemed more likely than not that his 2016 season was over. On Monday morning, those fears were...
View ArticleYou are Crazy Crow People!
by Anonymous To the lady who posted this in our neighborhood online forum: "Two of my young crows from this year's flock were found dead side-by-side in my garden yesterday. No signs of mauling or...
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Nate Silver Predicts If the Election Were Held Today, Donald Trump Would Win...
by Christopher Frizzelle TRUMP now leads in 538's now-cast, our estimate of what would happen in an election today. https://t.co/djsqNajFrhpic.twitter.com/7DvrdieHOw— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) July...
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Southeast Portland to Get Their Own "Kink and Coffee Shop"
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey houseoffyre.comFor those of you kinky, sex-positive people who also enjoy a delicious cup of coffee, you're in luck! Because according to this interview in Nerve, professional...
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Why are Democrats not Throwing Debbie Wasserman Schultz to the Wolves?
by Matt Baume Don't make voters angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry.Joseph Sohm / Shutterstock.comOkay, everyone, let's try to figure this out. What on EARTH are the Democrats thinking?...
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Good Morning, News: A Democratic Boo-Fest, a Bungled Fake Kidnapping, and...
by Dirk VanderHart Watch: Bernie Sanders' full convention speech https://t.co/JV4rQmulDtpic.twitter.com/RrycgFtnIZ— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) July 26, 2016Well, that didn't go great. The first day...
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