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Fingering the Coconut

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by Anonymous

Ahh the magical properties of coconut oil. It keeps my skin nice a moisturized, no more dandruff and my toenail fungus is beginning to clear up. Yep, dripping wet from the shower I lube up my entire body and gradually air dry. The other day, I got the notion of taking it a little further.
I used a q-tip and when up my nose and inner ears with coco oil. The next day, during the rush hour commute, I noticed that my boogers and earwax are now even more delightful. Kinda like scraping out the husk of an coconut. Total yum. I know it sounds sick but damn, it's fuckin full on yummers. Give it a try!

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