What's So Funny About the Naked Trump Statue?
by Rich Smith Portrait of a self-portrait with dick pic. RS#mc_embed_signup{padding: 20px; background:#fff;font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;width:100%;}Subscribe to The Stranger's...
View ArticleThe General Still Delights, 90 Years Later
by Robert Ham THIS YEAR, two Oregon-born landmarks of cinema are sharing a 90th birthday. It was in 1926 that the Hollywood Theatre opened its doors to patrons with screenings of the film More...
View ArticleThe Panic Room Is Now... The Raven
by Ciara Dolan It's official. Panic Room is now called "The Raven." The new sign is up! Still at NE 31st & Sandy. #WickedWednesdaypic.twitter.com/tpCA8wtmhH— DJ Wicked (@djwicked) August 19,...
View ArticleRecord Review: Federale, All the Colours of the Dark
by Ciara Dolan RYAN OVERHAUSER & JAY SHAWFEDERALE ISN’T SHY about their influences—it’s pretty obvious that the Portland band longs to make snow angels in the red dirt of legendary spaghetti...
View ArticleTimbers v. Seattle Match Preview
by Abe Asher Joe Nicholson-USA TODAY SportsThe Portland Timbers will make their first and only trip of the 2016 season to Seattle on Sunday night, to face a revitalized Sounders team in a match that...
View ArticleLast Minute Tips for Donald Trump's Election Campaign (Guaranteed to Work!)
by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey As of this writing, Republican nominee Donald Trump is trailing rival Hillary Clinton by double digits in the presidential race. Even revered statistician Nate Silver says if...
View ArticleWhite & Loving It!
by Anonymous I'll just say what most won't: being white is great, and I love it! I have never once felt an ounce of white guilt, or felt I had to account for white privilege. I'm not rich, straight,...
View ArticleNeon Indian’s “Annie” Music Video: Cool VHS Aesthetics for Hot Days
by Suzette Smith We rented a karaoke machine and cloned the hard drive and after we sang karaoke all night we laid in my housemate’s bed and watched the videos created specially for some of the songs,...
View ArticleThe City Might Not Wall Off Police Discipline Appeal Hearings, After All
by Dirk VanderHart There are potentially big changes coming to Portland's police oversight process next month. But, at least for now, the system won't be sealed off from public scrutiny as many had...
View ArticleErik Reece’s Utopia Drive: What Utopian Societies Can Teach Us About Reality
by Rich Smith You can join any of the surprisingly numerous utopian experiments in the US. All you have to do is give up a sizable chunk of your individual identity.FSGDo you want to live in a place...
View ArticleFingering the Coconut
by Anonymous Ahh the magical properties of coconut oil. It keeps my skin nice a moisturized, no more dandruff and my toenail fungus is beginning to clear up. Yep, dripping wet from the shower I lube...
View ArticleNo More Family E-mails
by Anonymous My Uncle is now in his mid 80's. He was born a Republican, and thinks all members of his extended family should be Republican. He has never sent me a person e-mail or call me to see how I...
View ArticleHey, TWIMC
by Anonymous About your new degree, I do not believe you're worthy of it. Who decides this shit? I won't be buying your book, "Recycled Opinions: A Study".[ Comment on this story ][ Subscribe to the...
View ArticleI Would
by Anonymous I would go to war over $3 Trillion. If the Duck don't pay, Americans will. I doubt Trump is the only POTUS candidate that had the threat of whacked knees upon him and Hillary is beholden...
View ArticleHow Human Are You?
by Anonymous We can all agree & speak openly about the mass influx of out-of-towners into portland & the damage that this is doing to the local population. The economic & cultural impact...
View ArticleI Have a Voice
by Anonymous I hated the message you sent me on OkCupid. Maybe if you read this you'll remember.. it was a piece of fiction with the reader as the subject (me in this case). In the story I'm pulled...
View ArticleThings To Do This Week!
Things to do for Aug 22-25 by Mercury Staff Remember Zelda Rubenstein? She was the lady from Poltergeist best known for "clearing" a house that wasn't cleared, and then flip-flopping on the whole "Go...
View ArticleTimbers Undone By Surging Sounders in Seattle
by Abe Asher Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland TimbersWhen the Portland Timbers' starting lineup was released one hour ahead of their crucial Sunday night tilt with the Seattle Sounders at CenturyLink...
View ArticleGood Morning, News: Protesting Traffic Deaths, Trumps Gonna Trump, and "Sorry...
by Megan Burbank A protest is scheduled for this Friday in response to the death of a teenage girl who was hit by a speeding car while crossing SE Hawthorne Friday. The victim has been identified as...
View ArticleHubris, Cocaine, and the Bad Boys of War Dogs
by Ben Coleman LIKE BLACK LICORICE or the PT Cruiser, Jonah Hill is divisive. I have friends who can’t get enough of his potty-mouthed braggadocio, and others who only watch his movies on the off...
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