by Anonymous
We had to cut you down, dear sweet bushy plant. It wasn't anything you did that forced us to do it. You were a wonderful floral additional to the corner of the apartment building with your lush greenery. But that attribute was to your demise. Too many people were using the area around you as an outdoor bathroom. Number ones, #2s, and even a couple #3s. Maybe all that extra fertilizer is what let you thrive so well. The area is now an open theater for all the world to see should someone decide to drop another deuce there. Rest In Pieces poor old bush.