Here's what you missed on Wednesday at the Oregon standoff trial:
Ryan Bundy wants the court to let jurors know he was shot "by federal snipers who picked up their brass and lied repeatedly" and said the government was "trying to control the narrative."
FBI negotiator Marc Maxwell says he tried to "show some sympathy"toward the occupiers of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge.
The driver of the Jeep Ammon Bundy rode in before his arrest was a government informant.
Defendant Jeff Banta told The Oregonian/OregonLive that Satan controls the world, and that he believes the Clinton Foundation "made a deal to sell land for uranium and when he was talking about taking someone down, it was the Clinton Foundation that he'd been referring to during the call with the agent."
ICYMI: The nearly 100-year-old Rialto Poolroom Bar is closing, with its last day in business scheduled for Christmas Day.
A state of emergency has been declared in Charlotte, NC, after two nights of protest following the police killing of Keith Lamont Scott.
The Portland musician who earlier this month announced via Facebook that he sexually assaulted someone appeared on KGW. It is... not good. Joel Magid admits to that assault, but denies a second he's been accused of. "I've paid for my one crime more than I think I expected to," he says at one point. It says a lot about the way our legal system fails victims of sexual assault that that phrase could even be uttered.
BRB retreating to the whiskey and crying closet
Well this is some hateful shit: A Donald Trump campaign chair in Ohio calls the Black Lives Matter movement "a stupid waste of time." It gets worse! She also claims that there was no racism before the Obama administration.
*SCREAMS INTERNALLY*
*REMINDS YOU TO REGISTER TO VOTE*
Hillary Clinton was on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. I can't tell if it's funny or not.
Meanwhile: Corruption charges against nine members of Andrew Cuomo's retinue have been announced by federal prosecutors, over "an alleged bribery and kickback scheme involving the much-lauded upstate New York economic development program known as the 'Buffalo Billion.'"
Look at all these geniuses.
Brad Pitt is under investigation by the LAPD for child abuse. But yes, let's keep trying to make this about Jennifer Aniston. Why do we do that, anyway? (This is why.)
RICHARD SHERMAN:
Video: Richard Sherman takes no questions, sounds fed up with society today. Says statements being ignored. #Seahawkspic.twitter.com/B0iPkgqENc
— Gregg Bell (@gbellseattle) September 21, 2016