Okay, fine! I was too busy drinking on Wednesday (and subsequently wanting to kill myself on Thursday) to watch American Horror Story—BUT HOLY POOP! Am I glad I did! It was another stand-out episode, which we'll discuss in spoiler-filled detail after the jump. JOIN ME WON'T YOU??
- Courtesy FX
- "What?? Goddammit! Can someone tell me who buried a dead body in the apple bowl??"