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Note to The Walking Dead: "Morning After" Pills Aren't Abortion
I remember raising my eyebrow about this during last Sunday's The Walking Dead, but promptly forgot about it because this particular episode was so GODDAMN BORING. That being said, do you remember the...
View ArticleIs The Walking Dead a "Pro-Life Zombie Show"?
Hey, did you read my very interesting post on how The Walking Dead delivered some very wrong info on the "morning after pill" in their latest episode? If you didn't, read it here and now. I'll wait...
View ArticleIt's the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Liveblog!
Happy Thanksgiving, turkeys! Thanks for stopping by this liveblog. I've got a pot of coffee, a slight hangover, and not enough holiday zingers in the bank. Whatever, it's parade time! BTW, I'm on NBC....
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Last night was the "Fall season finale" of The Walking Dead which means no more new episodes until February—which should give them plenty of time to get off of Old McBoring's Farm, right? OOPS! Sorry,...
View ArticleKissing Lessons from Virgin Diaries
Coming up next Sunday (Dec 4, 9 pm) is the debut of TLC's newest "educational" reality show entitled Virgin Diaries, which follows the trials and tribulations of people whose cherries remain unpopped....
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So There's Totally a Buffy Porno
Fleshbot Buffy, Xander, and Willow: THEY ARE TOTALLY GOING TO DO IT. Much like that Star Trek: The Next Generation porn, it appears there's currently a XXX version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in...
View ArticleProject Runway All Stars Sneak Peek
Just when you start to get comfortable with your post-Project Runway existence (I hereby ban any more Portland designers from submit to these televised shenanigans... please?), it rears its ugly head...
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Public Service Announcement: Spaced Now on Netflix Instant
Add it, watch it, love it. It's from Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Jessica Hynes, and a ton of other insanely talented British people. Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Scott Pilgrim vs. The...
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American Horror Story Chitty-Chat Club!
Okay, so who watched American Horror Story (the #1 rated show on cable) last night? If you didn't then you missed a rather famous dead guest star AND a rather hot lesbian ghost-on-ghost sex scene!...
View ArticleRecaps for Poor People: Community is Crazy, and Parks and Recreation Makes Me...
Good morning, internet. How exciting that Thanksgiving is over and sweet Thursday night television came back to us! Kind of. I frowned at my TV a lot last night. Did you all? Let's discuss. Community...
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Tomorrow, Your Xbox Becomes A Cable Box
Bethesda SoftworksI miss the Indian Head Test Card. Back in October I reported on Microsoft's plan to turn the Xbox 360 into a media hub. Streaming video, music; the company basically wants the gaming...
View ArticleR.I.P. Laugh-In's Alan Sues
Apologies for missing this on Friday, but classic TV clown Alan Sues has passed away, presumably of a heart attack at age 85. Sues was best remembered for his wildly flamboyant roles on the late '60s...
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How Does This Picture Make You Feel?
Courtesy FOX From Zap2It: Glee Cast member Matthew Morrison recently appeared on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" where he gave a little more info [on the upcoming Chewbacca episode], saying that this is "a...
View ArticleCommunity Preview: Troy & Abed's Merry Rap Attack!
Tomorrow night at 8pm is Community's annual Christmas special (tune in Friday for Joneser's "Thursday Night Recap: TV for Poor People" post), but let's take a sneaky peek at it right now, shall we?...
View ArticleR.I.P. Harry Morgan
The NYT sadly informs us that actor Harry Morgan (best known for playing Col. Sherman T. Potter on M*A*S*H) has passed away at the ripe old age of 96. In more than 100 movies, Mr. Morgan played...
View ArticleHey Hipster! The IFC Network Wants YOU!
IFC—the home of (not) everyone's favorite sketch comedy Portlandia—is now actively branding themselves as the network aimed at "hipsters." While previously known for showing indie cult films, IFC is...
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American Horror Story Chitty-Chat Club!
Okay, fine! I was too busy drinking on Wednesday (and subsequently wanting to kill myself on Thursday) to watch American Horror Story—BUT HOLY POOP! Am I glad I did! It was another stand-out episode,...
View ArticleCrazy Mickey Just Got Out-Crazied!
Okay, watch this and tell me: Who's crazier? Crazy Mickey (AKA Crazy Mickey "The Beeper King") or Crazy Mickey's daughter? (She's the one with the gun.) [ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
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We Bet You're Mildly Curious About... Grimm!
You’ve probably heard about Grimm. It films in Portland, so perhaps you got those annoying flyers all over your apartment (like I did) telling you that Grimm would be filming in your area and shutting...
View ArticleRecaps for Poor People: Best Christmases Ever on Community and Parks and Rec!
I'm just gonna be bold: last night's Community is my favorite episode ever. I thought it would be hard to top last year's claymation Christmas, but they did it by both making fun of Glee(5,000 points)...
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